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1. Muff-Munching Mygalomorphae by Literallynincompoop

   Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   21 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Petra Parker
   • Wanda Wilson | Lady Deadpool
   • Johnny Storm
   • second fic!
   • Smut
   • Nipple Licking
   • Hook-Up
   • Bathroom Sex
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Bad Flirting
   • One Shot
   • Attempt at Humor
   • tagging is hard
   • buff ladies in pretty dresses
   • buff ladies in pretty suits!
   • Sapphic
   • genderbent
   • Cunnilingus
   • blackmail!!!!
   • not of any of the girls don't worry
   • Spider-Man is a woman but not Spider-Woman
   • it's complicated - Freeform
   • Johnny doesn't know
   • Johnny Storm is a dude bro bisexual
   • Lesbian Petra Parker
   • Pansexual Whitney Wilson
   • Petra Parker is an Eater

   Summary

   The woman went on, voice dropping. “You wanna make my aspirations a reality, baby girl? You could always take me up to your special spot up on the Chrysler building and make me shoot webs, wink wink.”

   The directness made her heart pick up. “I really shouldn't–” she hurried to respond, before furrowing her brow suddenly, mind connecting the dots. “Wait– baby girl…? How do you know…” Her heart stopped, and she widened her eyes at the woman. The shine of sharp, stark-white teeth as her lips curled knowingly was all the confirmation she needed.

   “Deadpool?!?”

   or

   They hook-up at a gala!!!

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