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we'll rendezvous in cold blood by magnoliaceae
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Sep 2026
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Summary
"Louis shudders. He has been accused of being a hopeless romantic; he supposes that it’s true. Certainly, when Lestat starts speaking like this, it’s hard not to fall dick-first into everything that sultry timbre is promising.
“Of course,” Lestat continues, voice now softer, less suggestive, more vulnerable, “it can also remain but a fantasy forever. I merely offer myself, my enthusiastic participation, if that is what you want. If it is not, we need not ever mention it again.”"
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Louis has a CNC kink and just shy of a century's worth of guilt about it. Lestat has bad iPad etiquette and a passion for acting. Somehow, someway, the two of them will get to the bottom of who sold that one guy that one painting that one time.
Or, Lestat discovers rape fantasy porn on Louis' iPad.