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Asking the team to sign an old photo of themselves
Keeley: Hey Boots, could you sign this?
(Keeley hands Boots a folded up picture of herself around age 14. To her shock, she is both wearing goalie gloves and has longer hair.)
(Boots gasps at the photo before laughing)
Boots: OH NOOOOO...Keeley where the (bleep) did you find this?
Niamh: Oh my lord
Siobhan: This has to be a Photoshop
Niamh: Are those GLOVES?
Mady: Wooooooow
Margy: That is not Boots, that is definitely Katie
Lizzie: Ohhhh wow. The short hair looks much better on you.
Boots: Why thank you, captain.
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Keeley: Excuse me Gemma, could I get an autograph on this?
(Keeley hands Gemma a folded up picture of a team photo from an Arsenal youth team. Alice and Gemma are both highlighted with a red arrow and circle.)
Gemma: Oh nooooooooo. God, we were babies. Alice! Look what Keeley found!
(Alice emerges from the coaches' office and approaches the camera as Gemma hands her the team photo. Alice looks like she just saw a ghost.)
Alice: (After a noticeable pause to look over the photo) Well that's a picture I haven't looked at in a long time
Gemma: Alice is the best player in that picture and don't let anyone tell you differently
(Alice shrugs and gives the camera a satisfied smirk)
***
Keeley: Pardon me captain, can we get a signature?
(Keeley hands Lizzie a folded up picture of her as a child, the image quality clearly looking older than the picture of Boots and the Arsenal team photo)
Lizzie: Keeley did you edit this? I swear my childhood photos don't look this bad.
Niamh: Is that a painting?
Lizzie: Oi! One more wise crack and I'll make you start running laps.
Niamh: Was running how you got to school back when they didn't have cars?
(Entire locker room can be heard laughing in the background)
Lizzie: Don't encourage her!
Siobhan: Niamh is an idiot, it was clearly just horse and buggy
(Locker room audibly laughs a second time)
Lizzie: Ted, can we start today with 20 laps!?!
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Keeley: Hello Shannon, could you sign something for charity?
(Keeley hands Shannon a folded up picture of her looking around 11 years old, wearing her school uniform blazer and tie. She's also wearing giant glasses and has braces.)
Shannon: Oh sweet Jesus I forgot I ever wore those glasses
Niamh: You could read the fine print on a document from space in those things, fookin' 'ell
Boots: The tie looks great at least!
Shannon: Thank you!
***
Keeley: Excusez-moi Mady, can you sign this?
(Keeley hands Mady a folded up picture of her looking about 10 years old in front of the Eiffel Tower with her parents)
Mady: Thank you for reminding everyone I have a French PhD, Keeley
Niamh: Speak some French for us, Dr. Song!
Mady: Tu es agaçante, rousse
(Subtitles say “You are annoying, redhead.”)
Margy: Imagine having a girlfriend who only speaks one language!
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Keeley: And for our grand finale: Niamh and Siobhan, can you sign this for us?
Boots: Oh this better be good
Lizzie: Don't let us down Keeley
(Keeley hands Niamh and Siobhan a folded up picture of the twins as toddlers. They are both dressed in Winnie the Pooh outfits with long hair. The locker room explodes in a mixture of laughter and excited yelling.)
Gemma: POOH?!?
Mady: Do you guys want some honey?
Lizzie: Oh I should've tried that for Archie
(Niamh and Siobhan both have their head in their hands in embarrassment while this is happening)
Shannon: At least you're not wearing giant glasses!
Boots: Can you even tell who is who?
Niamh: Keeley...how could you?
Margy: Where's Christopher Robin?