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1. I have no asshole I must shit: Nekomaru Nidai pmo by badfurry

   Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa Series, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Nidai Nekomaru/Owari Akane
   • Nidai Nekomaru
   • Owari Akane
   • Sakakura Juzo
   • AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
   • Ted Cruz
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Taco Bell
   • Nekomaru pmo so much
   • I wrote this on a train in one afternoon btw
   • Cleveland Browns
   • Detroit Lions
   • Nekomaru being a deadbeat
   • Angst

   Summary

   Nekomaru Nidai couldn’t remember the last time he shit. It was his favorite thing! Let’s be real the only things he did in canon were screaming really loud, shitting, fighting with Akane, and talking about shitting. So, when the Allied Mastercomputer took over the world, among the few it kept alive to torture, was Nekomaru Nidai. He had no asshole...

   ...and he had to shit.

   (God Nekomaru pmo I hope he dies twice in 2X2 like he did last time)

   Series

   • Part 5 of my crackfics

   Language:

   English

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