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1. The Exes: Do Not Contact by noLongerhumannn

   Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Evan "Buck" Buckley & Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Ravi Panikkar
   • Abby Clark
   • Ali Martin (9-1-1 TV)
   • Taylor Kelly
   • Natalia Dollenmeyer
   • Tommy Kinard
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • POV Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Protective Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
   • Eddie Diaz Loves Evan "Buck" Buckley
   • Drunk Evan "Buck" Buckley
   • Good Friend Ravi Panikkar
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Light Angst
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Eddie Diaz Takes Care of Evan "Buck" Buckley
   • All of Buck's exes - Freeform
   • Mentions of Past Buck's relationships
   • Eddie Diaz is drunk and bitchy
   • Eddie is a little mean on Buck's behalf
   • Tommy bashing
   • Buck is mostly asleep
   • chat fic
   • Texting

   Summary

   One goal: Find Tommy's number and let him know how much he messed up.

   Five sets of numbers.

   No clue for who's who, and to top it all off, Eddie is very drunk.

   This is a bad idea. Probably.

   Language:

   English

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