Chapter Text
Our mission is to Secure, Contain, Preserve.
Founder of the Foundation
Dr. K██████
THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS ARE CLASSIFIED
TOP SECRET
General Notice: To prevent information leakage regarding SCP-1108, several/no false files have been created alongside the true subject file(s). All data regarding the nature of SCP-1108, including false data, is protected by a destructive memetic agent that instantly causes cardiac arrest in any unauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Disclosure of the true nature of the subject(s) to the general public is punishable by death.
WARNING:
ANY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED BY DESTRUCTIVE MEMETIC AGENT IX. FURTHER SCROLLING WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC PROTECTION WILL RESULT IN DEATH BY CARDIAC ARREST.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Interview Log ####-##
Interviewed: SCP-1108
Interviewer: Dr. Aha
Dr. Aha: So, what should I call you, young man?
SCP-1108: Oh, does it really matter? I'm a suuubject [mocking tone], isn't that how you treat me?
Dr. Aha: Oh yes, you're definitely a Subject, no doubt about it! But you do have a name, don’t you?
[SCP-1108 clicks its tongue and turns away with visible irritation]
SCP-1108: Call me whatever you like. My name has nothing to do with you.
Dr. Aha: Ho! Well, as you wish. Here at the Foundation, we're great at coming up with clever names for uncooperative Subjects. Hmm... eeny-meeny-miney-mo... one, two, buckle the shoe… bee, a bee, a bumblebee… How about "Sampo"? It suits your properties perfectly, don'tya think?
[SCP-1108 remains silent for seven (7) seconds]
Dr. Aha: Splendid. I’ll write it down.
Note: SCP-1108 refused all communication for three days, after which a forced meeting with Dr. Aha was initiated.
Interview Log ####-##
Interviewed: SCP-1108
Interviewer: Dr. Aha
Dr. Aha: Well then, how are you feeling, Subject?
SCP-1108: I'm just curious — do you treat everyone like this?
Dr. Aha: What do you mean, my dear fellow?
SCP-1108: Your unhealthy obsession with dividing people into, well, people and Subjects.
Dr. Aha: And you don't identify yourself among the latter?
SCP-1108: I am human. I always was, I am, and I always will be. Do you really reduce every exceptional person to the status of Subject?
Dr. Aha: Clarify?
SCP-1108: By your logic, anyone who differs even slightly from the average human being could potentially be a Subject. What about Da Vinci? Tesla? Mozart? They stood out from the gray masses!
Dr. Aha: They're still human. You, on the other hand… there are doubts.
SCP-1108: I'm just like you, like any of your employees!
Dr. Aha: I wouldn't say that. Humans sleep during each daily cycle, not once every three to four days.
SCP-1108: I have sleep problems.
Dr. Aha: The same kind of problems you have with eating?
SCP-1108: What's wrong with that?
Dr. Aha: Humans need three meals a day, preferably balanced, to maintain a healthy lifestyle.
SCP-1108: So what, you think I'm starving?
[Short laughter is heard on the recording]
Dr. Aha: You do eat, of course. But not human food.
SCP-1108: You're mistaken.
Dr. Aha: Am I? This device clearly shows how you're feeding on me right now.
[SCP-1108 remains silent for twelve (12) seconds]
Dr. Aha: You're not human. You never were and never will be. I don't consider you a threat, but we can't simply let you roam free, alas.
SCP-1108: You're wrong...
Dr. Aha: We'll run a few more tests, take some measurements, perhaps three experiments, and...
SCP-1108: That can't be...
Dr. Aha: ...then we’ll be able to determine your class, to Secure, Contain, and Preserve.
SCP-1108: Shut up!
[On the recording, a thud, a short scream, a gunshot, and wheezing are heard]
Note: Due to emotional involvement, Dr. Aha is prohibited from interacting with SCP-1108 to prevent excesses and fatal outcomes. Remote communication with SCP-1108 and continued research are permitted.
Stable observation of SCP-1108 is required. Personnel who are emotionally impartial to SCP-1108 may be admitted to the security team. Before admission, all personnel must undergo psychological evaluation per Protocol 12-1 (cf. Appendix).