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1. Between the Knuckles and the Pews by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Childhood Friends to Lovers
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • First Love
   • Wealth
   • Religious Guilt
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Crowley has two rules for surviving seventeen: keep his chin tucked when the right hook comes, and never, under any circumstances, let Aziraphale touch the split skin on his cheek long enough to ask how it got there.

   Series

   • Part 35 of Ineffable Them

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,354

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