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It's fucking hot out, and the sun is so bright that it's reflecting off the surface of the water and right into his eyes, so Mike really has no choice but to look over at Will, who's blushing pink and has his shoulders curled up into his ears in this endearingly bashful way, and maybe Mike is drunk, because that's really the only explanation for why he opens his mouth and says, "I know I'm not an authority on hot guys, or whatever, but if you, um. If your dry spell is really an issue, I'm here."
And then he jumps promptly back into the pool.
When he surfaces, Will is staring at him like he's grown two extra heads. "What?"
"Okay, that was kind of stupid of me to say," Mike admits, treading water.
Apparently, it's been a criminally long time since Will has had sex that was actually good. Mike, with all of the zero experience he has under his belt, is compelled to take matters into his own hands by forces outside his control - forces completely unrelated to Robin's lethal tequila pours, of course.