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1. It Ain't Heaven by perpetualwhim

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - 1990s
   • Murdermedia - Freeform
   • Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Alastor/Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Age Difference
   • Sex Worker Vincent
   • Top Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Top Vox/Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Older Man/Younger Man
   • Younger Top Characters/Older Bottom Characters
   • Virgin Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Experienced Vincent
   • First Time
   • Blow Jobs
   • Knifeplay
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Edgeplay | High Risk BDSM Practices
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Prostate Massage
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Coming Untouched
   • combative sex
   • Fighting as Foreplay
   • Dubious Consent
   • Choking
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Demisexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is Vincentsexual
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • May/December Relationship
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   Alastor is looking for a quiet meal after a day of travel, but instead finds Vincent: a young transient with a cocky smile and stunning eyes, who inserts himself into Alastor's evening whether he wants it or not. For a moment, Alastor thinks he's found his next kill, but his plans quickly go off the rails, undone in an instant by the sharp-tongued young man who won't take no for an answer.

   Everything about what he's doing is dangerous...so why can't he stop?

   --

   OR: Old man Alastor gets his world thoroughly rocked by young sex worker Vincent.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,500

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   180

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