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1. girl with hat by ricemau

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   01 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jared Raab (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • it’s the gay panic
   • girlvanna the band
   • Internalized Misogyny
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Virgin Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • not in that order lol
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Fighting as Foreplay
   • Tickling
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • They’re into it just terrible communicators
   • Lots of boob stuff
   • Accidental Love Confessions
   • Feelings Realization
   • no AI
   • No beta we die like Vince valence probably
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Hurt and comfort
   • There will be smut in chap 2 onwards
   • Webseries era
   • Cunnilingus
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Blood and Injury
   • Nosebleed

   Summary

   Matt laughs maniacally, "C'mon, now! Wrestling me to the ground? Pulling my hair? I'm not an idiot, Jay. Lesbehonest here."

   "Fuck. Off. If anyone's the lesbian, it's you, Matt. Obviously."

   "Obviously? Obviously?! Based on what? What evidence?

   "Your entire existence, to start."

   -

   Jay wears a skirt, Matt loses her mind

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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