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1. Royal Asgard…Royally Bad Matchmaking by MCU_Lokifan2924

   Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Loki/Sylvie (Loki TV)
   • Sif/Thor (Marvel)
   • Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers
   • Dwayne the Kronan/Korg of Krona (Marvel)
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Sif (Marvel)
   • Sylvie (Loki TV)
   • Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel)
   • Carol Danvers
   • Korg of Krona (Marvel)
   • Love | Gorr's Daughter (Marvel)
   • Slow Burn
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Bad Matchmaking
   • Thor sucks at matchmaking
   • everyone is clueless
   • Except Loki
   • Loki knows what he’s doing

   Summary

   Thor ships Sifcarol and Lokyrie, even though he’s in love with Sif.

   Valkyrie ships Sylki and Thorcarol, even though she’s in love with Carol.

   Sylvie ships Sifki and Thorkyrie, even though she’s in love with Loki.

   Sif is stuck matchmaking with everyone else, ignoring her feelings for Thor.

   Carol just wants to leave Earth and be happy in space.

   Loki’s fed up with his family of idiots. He ships Thorif, Carolvyrie, and Sylki (he has to, he’s obsessed)

   What to do?

   Language:

   English

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