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DeePee: GUESS WHAT
Boys Will Be Bugs: I'm scared
DeePee: ya should be!
DeePee removed Candy Cane
DeePee removed Flameo Hotman
DeePee removed Boys Will Be Bugs
DeePee removed CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
DeePee removed Dead Girl Walking
Asshole Egg: what the actual fuck
DeePee: shut up ya Bonnie knock off
DeePee added Arm-y Dreamer
DeePee added Seeing Eye Dawgs
DeePee added Eldest Daughter Syndrome
DeePee added I'm Outta Here
DeePee added Caterpillar Man
DeePee added Stabby Demon
I'm Outta Here: okay what the actual fuck is going on
DeePee: author mixed it up
Asshole Egg: do we seriously have to fucking introduce ourselves again
Green Bean: I mean. It'd be a good idea to do so
Bone Breaker: I'm sooooo lost
Avocado: my text to speech can barely keep up
I'm Outta Here: why are all these names so horrible
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: I like mine :D
Seeing Eye Dawgs: yeah you don't exactly get an opinion when it comes to names mister My Name Is Dick
DeePee: NOWWWWW the author is an annoying ass bitch hey wait no don't take it from me I can do it
Bone Breaker: whats happening
Stabby Demon: I don't fuckin know
DeePee: anyways. Author likes organized shit so name (INCLUDING ALIASES BITCH) pronouns, what ya do and then idfk any other colorful nuggets of information ya wanna share
Bone Breaker: I'll start! I'm Izuku Midoriya, hero name Deku, He/Him and I'm a hero student
Asshole Egg: I'm already done with this shit
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: well, I'm Dick Grayson AKA Nightwing. He/Him. Detective by day, vigilante by night
Seeing Eye Dawgs: that sounded so fucking lame
Eldest Daughter Syndrome: I thought it sounded cool :(
I'm Outta Here: it really didn't
Duck Daddy: well, I'm Lucifer Morningstar, people usually use he/him for me so I guess that's what I'm most used to but I don't have a preference, and I am the king of hell
Stabby Demon: you have got to be fucking kidding me
Stabby Demon: I already have to deal with one Lucifer on a daily basis, now I gotta deal with this weird ass version
Duck Daddy: im not weird
Asshole Egg: bros in denial. Anyways. Jax. Idgaf about pronouns and I piss people off
Seeing Eye Dawgs: wait where do I go to get that job
Asshole Egg: sorry. We ain't hiring
Seeing Eye Dawgs: fuck yoh
I'm Outta Here: I'm Five Hargreeves. I guess I'm also known as The Boy. He/Him. I was supposed to be a hero but I don't really care anymore
Caterpillar Man: I'm Shota Aizawa. Call me Aizawa. My hero name is Eraserhead. He/Him. And I'm a pro hero and teacher
Stabby Demon: I'm sorry. Out of all the names out there you choose fucking ERASER HEAD
Caterpillar Man: my friend came up with it and I just didn't really care
Stabby Demon: well, I'm Mazikeen. She/Her and I'm a bounty hunter
I'm Outta Here: respect
Stabby Demon: thanks
Seeing Eye Dawgs: I'm toph beifong. She/They I don't really care and I'm the greatest earthbender in the world
Seeing Eye Dawgs: oh and before you monkey lemur brains ask, earthbending is controlling and manipulating the earth
Sociopath: I am Sherlock Holmes. He/Him and I am a consulting detective
Bad But Sad Boy: I'm hunter noceda. He/they and I'm a student
Arm-y Dreamer: I'm bucky barnes aka the white wolf. He/They. And I'm a hero
Avocado: I am Matt Murdock. It appears I'm from the same universe as seargent barnes. He/Him. And I am a lawyer
DeePee: oh for fucks sake double d just tell the truthhhhhhhh
Avocado: no
DeePee: fine. Murdock is also a vigilante known as daredevil
Avocado: Wade I will fucking end you
DeePee: no you wonttttttttt
Green Bean: I guess I'll go! I'm Lloyd garmadon, aka the green ninja. He/They and I'm a ninja
Asshole Egg: is nobody gonna bring up the fact that guacamole seems to know crazy guy
Caterpillar Man: no