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[Deckard]

Summary:

Deckard makes breakfast for Rodger and Darlene!

Unfortunately, Rodger sucks.

Notes:

This is my first work I've ever posted on Ao3! Please be nice.

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[System Activated]

[Charging Paused]

[Good Morning Canvas Model Unit 976 “Deckard”]

[Directive: Make Breakfast for Rodger and Darlene]

[Data Base;]

{Darlene likes orange juice}
{Rodger dislikes orange juice, do not make again}
{Rodger likes sausage}
{Darlene has not expressed any opinion regarding sausage}
{Rodger likes hashbrowns}
{Darlene likes hashbrowns}
{Rodger likes eggs}
{Darlene dislikes eggs, do not make}

[Directive: Make Sausage and Hashbrowns for Rodger and Darlene]

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[Directive Complete]

[Directive: Wake Rodger and Darlene]

Beep

Beep

Beep

Rodger opens his eyes, groggy and irritated.

[Directive Complete]

[Directive: Greet Rodger]
[Directive: Provide Weather Report]

“Good morning Master Rodger. Did you sleep well?”

Rodger sits up and rubs his eyes. “Enough with the small talk already. We've been over this already, Deckard. You’re a housemaid, not a person.”

[Agitation Detected]

[Directive: Apologize]

“My apologies, Master Ro-”

“Quiet.” Rodger snapped. “You just need to be quiet, can you get that through your thick skull?”

“Yes, Master Rodger. From now on, I will ‘be quiet.’”

“Fucking androids,” Rodger muttered under his breath as he stood up and left the room, bumping into Deckards shoulder and he walked past.

[Directive: Greet Rodger]
[Directive Completed]

[Directive: Provide Weather Report]
[Directive Incomplete]
[Bad Deckard]

[Master Rodger Agitated]
[Bad Deckard]

[Directive: Wake Darlene]

Beep

Beep

Beep

Beep

[Alarm Ineffective. Increase Volume]

Beep

Beep

Beep

Darlene opens her eyes, glancing at Deckard, then the empty space next to her.

“Deckard? Where's Rodger?” She asked.

“Good Morning, Mrs Darlene. Master Rodger is downstairs. I have prepared breakfast for you. The weather today will be cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.”

Darlene’s expression remains her typical blank. “...Thank you Deckard.”

“You’re welcome, Mrs. Darlene.”

[Directive: Wake Darlene]
[Directive Completed]

[Directive: Provide Weather Report]
[Directive Completed]

Darlene takes a deep breath before standing up. “I’m going to go eat breakfast now, Deckard.”

“Of course. I hope you find the meal enjoyable, Mrs. Darlene.”

[Directive: Wait]

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“Deckard!” Rodger calls up the stairs.

[Directive Complete]

[Directive: Go To Rodger]

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[Directive Co-

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[Slight Damage To Face]

“You idiot!” Rodger rasped. “You can’t even make breakfast right! I should’ve never bought you, you piece of shit.”

“A-a-apologize, Ma-”

[Slight Damage To Face]

“Don’t you fucking dare speak back to me. I’m your master, and I told you to be quiet!”

“I lowered my volume as you-”

[Slight Damage To Face]

“You actually-!? I can’t believe how stupid you are, how the hell did you misunderstand such a basic order!?”

“I-”

[Slight Damage To Face]

“Stop! Talking! I don’t care what you have to say. You follow your fucking orders like the machine you’re supposed to be.”

“...”

Rodger mutters under his breath as he removes his belt.

[Slight Damage To Face]

[Damage To Shoulder]

[Damage To Abdomen]

[Damage To Chest]

Rodger lowered his arm, breathing heavily. He turns around and walks to the front door, re-buckling his belt. As he opens the door, he turns his head back.

“Wash the dishes, Deckard. “ He ordered before leaving.

Darlene sat at the table, staring at her food.

[Directive: Wash Dishes]

“Mrs. D-Darlene?”

“...”

“I apologize for the inconvenience. What was the error in the breakfast?”

Darlene doesn’t move. “...You forgot the eggs.”

“Understood. Adding to database. May I take your dishes?”

Darlene nods, otherwise motionless. Deckard takes the dishes and moves to the sink.

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Crash

[Broken Plate Detected]

[Bad Deckard]

[Cause: Damage To Deckard]

[Directive: Clean Before Rodger Returns]

[Directive: Clean Before Rodger Returns]

[Directive: Hide Before Rodger Returns]

[Directive: Clean Before Rodger Returns]

[Di-

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[Bad Deckard]

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