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1. i’ll never steal or cheat or gamble, drink (or die) by WrittenByMoonie

   Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Background Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Lightly Really Lightly Hinted Kevin Avery/Buddy Crane (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Paige Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Tweety Bird (Looney Tunes)
   • Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
   • 5+1 Things
   • It's Not Paranoia If They're Really out to Get You
   • The Bird Is Unmedicated And Has OCD
   • The Bird Is Also A Murderer
   • Sequel
   • Dead Coyote: Eat At Your Own Risk
   • No Beta We Die Like Cage E. Coyote
   • Paige Avery is a Good Friend (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Kevin Avery is… getting there
   • Oblivious Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • until he isn't
   • Bugs Bunny is a little shit
   • Morally Gray Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
   • Technically Murder Mystery But No One Is Aware Of The Murder In Question
   • at least up to a point
   • No True Justice
   • I’m Telling You That The Bird Is Going To Get Away With It
   • Erasers Are Deadly Weapons Against Toons
   • Mentions of marriage
   • Road Runner Communicates in Signs and Morse Code
   • Bittersweet Ending
   • Comfort/Angst
   • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
   • And Then Gets Even More Terrible
   • Additional Warnings in Author's Note
   • THIS FANFICTION IS A SEQUEL READ THE FIRST ONE OF THE SERIES IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY OR ELSE IT WON'T MAKE SENSE!!!!
   • No Smut
   • Past Violence
   • minor panic attack mention
   • Post Acme Trial
   • Might be OOC

   Summary

   It comes to a certain point where something, not quite guilt, more like fear of having his crime discovered, starts to show in the Road Runner’s behavior.

   No one gets what his anxiety really is, with the exception, of course, of the most observant person in the room.

   (Or, the sequel to Thia Kane, and five times that one of their close friends misinterprets what has Road Runner on the edge, plus one time that someone is well aware of what it is.)

   Series

   • Part 2 of Oh, Wile, Be My Georgia Bride!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,150

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