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    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    03 Oct 2026

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    Tony snatches the card up from the counter, flips it over.

    For some fun…❤︎⁠

    And then there's a phone number listed out. Tony blows a breath out with all the dramatics before letting the card flutter to the ground, returning to his tinkering.

    "You know, this isn't the first time I've been referred to a call girl hotline," he says, "but it's definitely the first time it's been recommended to me by an Avenger."

    "It's not just because of Thanos, Tony, come on."

    "And are you insinuating that I can't get laid?"

    Tony goes to Italy because he needs a break and gets the complete opposite. His way to calm down finds him in a hotel bar off the coast.

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