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Isagi: Uhh so Bachira almost burned our dorm down
Bachira: My mac and cheese ☹️
Rin: Idiot.
Chigiri: I thought the dorms didn’t have microwaves
Reo: They don’t
Bachira: I used the iron
Niko: Why would you think that was a good idea
Bachira: It makes water hot
Chigiri: Fair point but how did you cause a fire from that
Isagi: he left the iron on the Mac and cheese cup :/
Rin: Idiot.
Shidou: Aww Rin Rin don’t be so mean to your roommates!!!
Rin: DIE! Fall down a flight of stairs and tear your ACL!
Shidou: Wow...
Chigiri: That’s still a sensitive subject 😐
Nagi :x
Chigiri: omg shut up your text isn’t even commentary you lazy fuck!
Nagi: :/
Chigiri: I hate you
Sae: Class starts in 15 please stop blowing up my phone.
Shidou: yes papi!!!
Rin: You’re so fucking nasty.
Shidou: And your brother loves it 😝
Sae: I do not.
Otoya: Am I crazy or do both Itoshi’s type in the same way 😭
Rin has blocked one user (Otoya)
Hiori: now why would you say that 😒
Chigiri: lmfao blocked him hella fast
Otoya: it was just a question 😣
Shidou: as the best Itoshi analyzer I can confirm they do!! Even when they’re threatening you😫
Reo: oh
Karasu: no one asked for all that
Rin has blocked one user (Shidou)
Hiori: lmfao
Shidou: wow!!
Bachira: it’s okay Rin blocks Isagi every day
Isagi: don’t tell people that 😭
Chigiri: None of us are shocked
Isagi: :/
Yukimiya: Rin wanted me to say he also wishes you weren’t roommates every day!
Bachira: :(
Reo: Why are you typing for him?
Yukimiya: We’re in math class he’s working on something I’m not
Shidou: Can you tell him to unblock me 🙏
Chigiri: When did you guys get in the same math class
Yukimiya: Advanced Hiori’s here too
Kurona: I forgot you’re all smart smart!!
Rin reacted “👍” to Kurona’s message
Shidou: Wow did you all just ignore me
Reo: Don’t you have art class
Shidou: shit you’re right!!
Chigiri: wow student council do you remember everyone’s schedule
Reo: 😒
Reo: yeah like you’re late to chemistry
Chigiri: fuck I hate that class
Kunigami: I saved you a seat
Chigiri: Never mind that’s my favorite class
Isagi: just a group chat full of homos
Rin: I know you’re not talking.
Isagi reacted “❓” to Rin’s message
Chigiri: just dense and blind
Reo: lmfao
Chigiri: Quit laughing you’re in the same boat
Reo: :(