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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.

    And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.

    Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.

    That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.

    From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    3

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Sasuke Uchiha can handle most things thrown at him, whether those be sending his daughter to her first day of daycare, handling the challenges of being a single, divorced omega, or being bumped into and thrown on his ass by possibly the most attractive man he's ever seen.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    7

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Naruto leaned closer to Itachi like they were already allies. “Does he always act like this?”

    “Yes.”

    “No.”

    They spoke at the same time.

    Naruto grinned. “This is gonna be fun.”

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    18 Apr 2026

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    2

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.

    They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.

    Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.

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    "Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.

    "Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.

    Sasuke pulled him closer.

    "I could have you fired."

    "Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"

    The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    chap 22 cuz wtf

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Naruto’s new at Konoha High, which means he’s still figuring out which coffee machine doesn’t taste like burnt socks and why the history teacher keeps looking at him like he’s a walking mistake.

    The students are loud, the staffroom’s worse, and there’s something weirdly addictive about arguing with Sasuke Uchiha over lunch break thermoses and metaphysics.

    No one talks about feelings here. They talk about deadlines, grading systems and whether sharing a cigarette counts as flirting.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    2