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1. Condoms and Biology, what a mix by PlantBasedBat

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Oct 2026

   Tags

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Mentioned Justice League (DCU)
   • SuperBat
   • Kinktober 2026
   • Smut
   • Sleep Deprived Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne is desperate
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Clark Kent Is Desperate
   • Clark Kent is Superman
   • Crack
   • Anal Sex
   • Double Anal Penetration
   • Condoms
   • Blow Jobs
   • Kryptonian Biology (DCU)
   • Alien Biology
   • many words for penis
   • Alfred Pennyworth Needs a Break
   • Dick Pics
   • no beta we die like (gestures vaguely at the DC roster)

   Summary

   Bruce is tired. Like always, and that somehow ends in him getting a dick pick. Or should I say dicks pick from a certain kryptonian. And now he has a new job, making a double decker condom for his crush.

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   Kinktober day 1: condoms :)

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