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1. According to My Calculations, It is Not 3 AM by Berry_loves_bread

   Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   19 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • slow burn - Relationship
   • Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo
   • Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki
   • Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou
   • Hagakure Tooru/Ojiro Mashirao
   • Midoriya Izuku
   • Midoriya Inko
   • Bakugou Katsuki
   • Bakugou Mitsuki
   • Bakugou Masaru
   • Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
   • Todoroki Shouto
   • Yaoyorozu Momo
   • Uraraka Ochako
   • Iida Tenya
   • Tokoyami Fumikage
   • Kirishima Eijirou
   • Kaminari Denki
   • Asui Tsuyu
   • Sero Hanta
   • Ashido Mina
   • Shouji Mezou
   • Ojiro Mashirao
   • Aoyama Yuuga
   • Kouda Kouji
   • Satou Rikidou
   • Hagakure Tooru
   • Mineta Minoru
   • Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King
   • Yagi Toshinori | All Might
   • Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
   • Ectoplasm (My Hero Academia)
   • Ishiyama Ken | Cementoss
   • Kayama Nemuri | Midnight
   • Snipe (My Hero Academia)
   • Maijima Higari | Power Loader
   • Nezu
   • Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl
   • Inui Ryou | Hound Dog
   • Lunch-Rush (My Hero Academia)
   • Todoroki Fuyumi
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Alternate Universe - Normal High School
   • Chaos
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Comedy
   • Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot
   • written at 3 am
   • crackfic
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   Izuku’s 5:00 AM jog turns into a complete biohazard breakfast at the Bakugo house featuring expired groceries, possibly diarrhea, and lots of cussing. To avoid peak traffic because apparently school is open at 7:00, Izuku tries to drive them to school early at a very safe 1 mph. This triggers Bakugo into tackling him for the steering wheel, even though he cant drive, while Mitsuki ignores the screaming and scrolls on Facebook Marketplace. All in all, its a chill morning.

   Series

   • Part 1 of MHA AU: Semi-Regular High School

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,527

   Chapters:

   5/10

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   5

   Hits:

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