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    “I can talk to you,” Ilya says. “You touch yourself.”

    “That’ll only make it worse!”

    “I do not know what else to do!” Ilya cries. “Could go under stall—”

    “If you dare crawl on the fucking floor and then try to touch my dick, I will chop yours off with a skate. I’m not getting chlamydia because you can’t be bothered to do your laundry.”

    When Shane finds himself locked in the Kingfisher’s bathroom with a problem that just won’t go away, Ilya is more than happy to offer his services.

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