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1. i’ve got a feeling, i don’t want to know by belladothprotesttoomuch

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Getting Together
   • Love Confessions
   • First Time
   • Anal Sex
   • Tender Sex
   • Kidnapping
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Fluff
   • so much fluff for a kidnapping fic
   • Soft Jackson Healy
   • soft March
   • they're soo soft in this one
   • Bickering
   • i made them fuck missionary so they could keep arguing
   • seriously they don't stop bantering for a second
   • they're exhausting
   • You've Heard Of Pining While Fucking
   • but have you heard of fighting while fucking
   • lovingly ofc
   • march denial is a river in egypt that man IS GAY
   • finding out you’re gay at 50
   • healy is so mad that he wants that mess of a man

   Summary

   He didn’t know how he’d ended up here. Tied to a chair, with a splitting headache. He only had a distinct feeling that he’d fucked up.

   Great. Just his luck. He’d gone and gotten himself kidnapped by a two-bit Michael Corleone.

   Just where the fuck was Healy, exactly?

   Or, the one where March discovers the lengths Healy will go to protect him, and they both have a lot to come to terms with, very fast. If you ask Healy, killing two men was the easy part. What he can't handle is March making him feel things.

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