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  1. Sunburned and Lonely by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movie 2026)  

    13 Oct 2026

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    Oh, okay.

    Bryan gets it.

    “Wow, you're so realistic,” Bryan says. "This is awesome. So do I take my clothes off now, or…”

    Leon's eyes narrow at him. “What the hell are you talking about?”

    “This is obviously some kind of hormone-induced wet dream,” Bryan prattles on. “I mean, I think handcuffs are better, but maybe my brain cares too much about you so it gave you some form of PTSD or some shit, right? I'm sure you don't want to remember Raccoon City and being a rookie and all that. It's cool with me, man, I'm totally down. Can I see your abs?”

    Leon looks like Bryan just punched him straight between the eyes, and he lowers his gun as he says, “dear lord. You're insane.”

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