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    "Uh, so when Shane gets past tipsy into drunk, if you don’t keep an eye on him, he’ll just kinda run off and disappear. Like actually run.” Hayden rubs at the back of his neck. “Fast. You gotta make sure not to let him even go to the bathroom alone or you’ll lose him before you know it, and once he’s gone it’s gonna be a whole thing to find him."

    Shane is indeed very fast, Ilya knows, but while Shane may currently be winning their races on ice, Ilya still wins on foot. That’s not the issue here. This doesn’t sound like Shane at all, so he decides it must be that Hayden is exaggerating and has just lost track of his friend while drunk himself in the past. Shane doesn’t get drunk in public, he’s not the kind of spontaneous person to think a race is a good idea while drunk, and he certainly wouldn’t do something to worry people like disappearing.

    "Okay, Hayden," Ilya says with a small scoff, patting Pike on the shoulder.

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    OR: Ilya and the Centaurs are about to learn what happens when Shane Hollander is drunk. Drunken hockey trivia is dispensed. Ilya is NOT calling Hayden damn Pike for help. Rookies compete. A goose is goosenapped. A new Centaurs tradition is born.

    Run, Shane, run!

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