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1. things we don't put in the group chat by doomandgloom_ASH

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   11 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
   • Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Regulus Black & Sirius Black & James Potter
   • Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter
   • Regulus Black & Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black & Lily Evans Potter
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Lily Evans
   • Pandora Rosier
   • Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Narcissa Black
   • Bellatrix Black
   • Andromeda Black
   • Walburga and Orion black (mentioned)
   • Fleamont Potter
   • Euphemia Potter
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • chatfic
   • Texting
   • Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
   • established relationships - Freeform
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Some angst
   • Multiple ships
   • Ace Spectrum Peter Pettigrew
   • Gay Regulus Black
   • Slytherin Skittles Friendship
   • Black Family Dynamics (Harry Potter)
   • The black brothers like nail polish
   • What Can I Say?
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • English Is Not the Author's First Language
   • Good Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • To An Extent
   • Oblivious Sirius Black
   • James Potter is a simp
   • Close Black Cousins
   • minus Sirius because he ran away
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   The Marauders have a group chat. The Slytherins have a group chat. Everyone has secrets, everyone has opinions, and absolutely nobody knows how to mind their own business.

   Language:

   English

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   1,023

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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