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    Ilya Rozanov has had better Thursdays.
    For one, he had passed out at practice. The doctors have just told him that he's twenty-four weeks pregnant.
    To make matters worse, Shane Hollander, the other person responsible for this particular disaster; has apparently decided that ignoring Ilya's calls is the solution to all his problems.
    Fine. Sure. That's cool. Ilya can handle this.
    Totally.
    At least that's what he keeps telling himself.
    Fortunately for him, the Boston Raiders have never been particularly good at minding their own business. And they are about to acquire a new tiny teammate.

    Or: Ilya accidentally gets pregnant, acquires an extremely overprotective hockey team, and a house full of people who refuse to leave. Shane Hollander misses the memo. Literally.

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