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  1. Project Hail Bryan by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movie 2026)  

    16 Oct 2026

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    Bryan never thought he and Michelle would break up because “she wanted to peg him.”

    So, on one particularly drunk, high, and spectacularly judgment-impaired night, he decides it’s finally time to face his fears. He buys the cheapest dildo he can find, a bottle of lube, and sets out to save his ten-year relationship.

    What he doesn’t expect is for his roommate to get off work early while he’s unlocked in the bathroom, fighting for his life against that fucking dildo.

    Modern AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,000
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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