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    “Someone needs to protect the itsy bitsy spider over here, right?”

    The spoon dropped into the bowl, the clank echoing through the penthouse. Peter slowly raised his head, pure rage radiating through him.

    “What did you just call me?”

    Tony seemed to take great pleasure in his anger, smiling sheepishly.

    “Itsy. Bitsy. Spider.” he replied, enunciating every word this time.

    “I’m never talking to you ever again.”

    “Sure, Underoos.”

    OR

    Peter decides to give Tony the silent treatment for a few days. I mean, what could go wrong? Right?

     

    (Alternate Title: itsy bitsy spider)

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