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AITA? My Coach [30] Keeps Trying To Suck My [21] Cock!

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R/FigureSkating:

Does anyone else think Potter and his coach are a little... gay?

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r/FigureSkating • 12h ago

Posted by u/triplelutzzz

TOM RIDDLE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE ABOUT HARRY POTTER AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT

Okay, before anyone starts yelling at me, I am NOT saying anything weird is happening. I'm talking specifically about the way Riddle watches Harry during competitions, because it's really interesting from a sport's perspective!

So, I went back and rewatched all of Potter's major competitions before he started training under Riddle, and compared to his new season, there is SUCH a huge difference in how he interacts with his coach.

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axelwhore • 10h ago

I AM saying something weird is happening.

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def-not-a-bot • 9h ago

Agreed. The way Riddle watches him is way too intense for any heterosexual explanation.

(Don't say anything about my tinfoil yaoi hat.)

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iceanddeath • 6h ago

Potter genuinely seems unaware, which somehow makes it worse.

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newb-alert • 6h ago

Oh, please. Haven't you seen the fuck-me-eyes Harry was making at Sochi? There's no way that's one sided.

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dark-ships-DNI • 3h

it's honestly extremely disrespectful of you to talk about him like that. potter is a real person, which, like... genuinely, ew. people like you make me feel so sorry for celebrities

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larp0holic • 2h ago

He can cry into his pile of money. I, however, will be logging onto AO3

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satorugojosmassiveween • 2h ago

OMG, fic recs pls!!!!!

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dracomalfoysfanclub • 5h ago

Meanwhile, Malfoy watching Potter during warmups: 🧍🥰❤️

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shizuns-binghe • 4h

I used to ship Drarry, but idk... Tomarry might be my new obsession

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cold0water • 2h ago

Are you serious? Didn't they get into a fistfight at the last Grand Prix?

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dracomalfoysfanclub • 1h ago

Yea, but they've both grown a lot since then.

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bigsweatyballz • 3h

COUNTERPOINT: Riddle was always obsessive. Look at his entire career. You're only noticing it with Potter because his behavior contrasts Riddle.

Nothing unusual about a man and his coach.

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mischevious-wrangler • 3h ago

Thank you, Reddit user bigsweatyballz

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bigsweatyballz • 1h ago

I live to serve.

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triplefliptrauma • 7h ago

The obsession thing is real, though. Like, he knows Harry's routine down to the breath! Have you guys seen the Vanity Fair interview??

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the-wisdom-of67 • 7h ago

I'm more confused by what we HAVEN'T seen. Cause there's attraction, and then there's... whatever the hell is going on between them.

Why is Tom always putting Harry's glasses on him so homo-erotically? And the picture of Harry on his knees in front of Tom??

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therizzler • 2h ago

tbf, potter said he was just fixing riddle's belt for him

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the-wisdom-of67 • 1h ago

WHY WOULD HE BE FIXING TOM'S BELT FOR HIM

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