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  1. Haggled Use by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    17 Oct 2026

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    The message was short and sweet: wanna fuqq? Cum 2 casa poolverine tmrw. xoxo

    It served a dual purpose. One, informing Wade's esteemed clientele of his intention to get banged like a screen door in a hurricane. And two, assuring that only people with truly low standards would respond to it in the first place. Anyone who was dumb enough to go along with something this shady was probably going to be willing to play the game.

    Namely, haggling with Logan for the privilege of Wade's ass.

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