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DEPRESSION IS A FULL TIME JOB by d3athb3d
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
19 Oct 2026
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A full time job as the badass Red Hood, the crime lord in Crime Alley and being depressed Jason Todd part-time was enough to make anyone shoot themselves in the head. Of course, that was not exaggeration, as Jason had already tried to off himself and that didn’t work. Overdosing is futile, slitting wrists was just too painful, and a lethal injection is guess what? Not. Lethal.
God laughs at Jason Todd every time he comes up with a new way to kill himself, while the fallen angels in hell mourn the loss of another soul being taken away back to Earth.
Funny, isn’t it?