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Summary:

wenoboi

what no kei hyung 

i love you, you are so excellent and so kind and so perfect. you are never at fault , please dont think that i am ashamed of you , like ever

makilicious

so the rest of us dont even exist

good to know backstabber

wenoboi

maki i am actually going to fucking kill you and then toss your scraps to a fucking dog

you are making me commit dog canibalism

rua chan

can we please focus!!!!

nicho why did you kiss swim team's capatain

are you dating ?

wenoboi

well kinda….

Notes:

this is all fun and games, please do not feed this into ai, i swear i can write you guys a better slop. enjoy my silly child

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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gae dawg

 

makilicious

did nicholas just kiss some random person on the track?????

yumanyang

????

why are you asking us, aren't you the one present there

but also , who is the poor soul who got attacked lmfao

kei hyung

is the other person okay? also is weno okay?

makilicious

yeah nico is okay, he just looks like he's going to burst out of his skin

I am lording this incident over him forever lmfao

rua chan

maki is a terrible gossip, he kissed byun euijoo. yk the tall skinny dude with big ass eyes , who's also the captain of swim team.

he's in nicholas' design class

he is also the uni topper for urban planning

And he's friends with that taki guy who keeps trying to hang around yuma

yumanyang

????

you are a business major my guy, how do you even know all that

wait harua, did you stalk him ???

or were you stalking someone else and accidentally came about this info

rua chan

I am not speaking without my lawyer @kei hyung back me up

kei hyung

idk man, I kinda also want to know

do you like someone rua chan, I can't believe my baby is all grown up, do we need to have a bird and bees talk . yk I give a banging sex talk

rua chan

i am blocking all you assholes

I hope you never know what nico told the euijoo guy, hope you all rot in suspense

yumanyang

wait no, fuck , harua chan please come back

I need the tea, I'll wither away, I need this gossip like I need air

ha..rua.. pl..ease

rua chan

choke and die

anyways nicho is coming here , you can just ask him later

makilicious

are we just going to ignore that yuma didn't acknowledge the taki thing

@yumanyang why are you acting sus

wenoboi

@yumanyang cat got your tounge huh?

yumanyang

do not fucking tempt me nicholas wang

i will expose you stupid fucking crush on ***

rua chan

do you like someone nico?

wenoboi

yuma my darling friend have mentioned that you are the best person ever

and just for that ill get you a free boba

kei hyung

we are sooo getting sidetracked, nicholas why did you kiss euijoo

are you dating him????

for how long ? and why didnt you tell us

did you think we would judge you :(

or are you embarrased of us :((

wenoboi

what no kei hyung 

i love you, you are so excellent and so kind and so perfect. you are never at fault , please dont think that i am ashamed of you , like ever

makilicious

so the rest of us dont even exist

good to know backstabber

wenoboi

maki i am actually going to fucking kill you and then toss your scraps to a fucking dog

you are making me commit dog canibalism

rua chan

can we please focus!!!!

nicho why did you kiss swim team's capatain

are you dating ?

wenoboi

well kinda….

yumanyang

tf you mean kinda ???

girl did you kiss your sitautionship out in the open ?

thats a personal low even for you

wenoboi

first of all fuck you ,

second of all its not a stituationship, we arent dating dating, we have decided to take it slow

but ig he looked a little too good today , and i couldnt help myself

you know me, impulsive to the core

rua chan

that's the fakest response i have ever heard but ok

whatever makes you happy nicho

wenoboi

thank you rua chan, i apprecaite you <3

 

juju's favourite puppy

makilicious

you are hooking up with nicholas and you didnt tell me ????

i feel betrayed juju :((

jujupang

who?

makilicious

damn okay, did nicho tell you to keep it a secret,

oh shit juju are you not out yet

i am so sorry i did not mean to out you

shit fuck

its ok if you guys are keeping things private and secret

please forgive me euijoo

jujupnag

what ???

maki calm down, i came out to you when i was 14?

you have known this for a decade , i literally had a very public boyfriend in high school

you threw me a coming out party with a blue gender reveal cake

but i have no idea who you are talking about my guy

makilicous

oh yeah, fuck man my sense of humour was soo goated

you were so confused 😭😭😭😭

but stop making me sentimental,

NICHOLAS WANG

the dude you kissed in the morning, in front of the whole athletic team and the whole campus 

lowkey you were fully making out

do you have a secret exhibitionism kink? oh i bet that gets nicho off

he loves being the centre of attention and you look like you would get off making your lover get off

jujupang

stop talking, i need you to stop talking like rn

never speak on my sex life please and thank you

aaah nicholas, yes

yeah we are dating

i think……

makilicious

oh ffs yuma told nicholas to not get into a situtionship, juju you are too smart to be in a situationship

jujupang

are you friends with him? you seem to know about his love life a lot, its sus

makilicious

oh you know how taki is obsessed with yuma right, all he does is talk about yuma, yuma this yuma that

turns out yuma speaks a lot about nicholas , and is very concerned about his love life. its a little weird ngl

and because all i do is hangout with taki, i got the info through osmosis

yaknow our puppy telepathic power, hahahaha

 

rikiz <3

makilicious

taki always remeber that i love you, and you are my best friend and i that i set you up with yuma

takyapple

umm actually, you havent set me up with him, i did all the work, some friend you are riki maus

secondly, i am taking blame for you gain, last time juju and fuma told me they were disappointed in me i literally started crying

makilicious

what if i said i can get you a date with yuma this saturday

takyapple

you have been saying that since the semester started 3 months ago

makilicous

bro come on, we rikiz have to stick together , ill get you that date promise

and for that, could you please act dumb about my friendship with nicholas and yuma to euijoo

takyapple

i dont know how you have managed to hide a whole friend group from your childhood friend, and lowkey i am curious but ok

you better get me that date with yuma AND i want a professional knife for my birthday

makilicious

i love you meri jaan

#rikizforever #youaremybestbudever

takyapple 

 i love you riki maus omg

#rikizforever

 

fuma kun you need a bed

 

feevie

hello guys are we going to the pokepark tomorrow?

takyapple

i thought euijoo hyung has you banned from going there until you save enough money to buy a bed

ergo our group chat name

jojo

sorry fuma kun i have sketch shoot with maki

we can go next week tho :(

feevie

euijoo is not the boss of me, and its ok jojo we can always reschedule

@takyapple @jujpang wbu

takyapple

i ahve a datw tomoew with yuan a

ia m so excote !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

feevie

alright someone please translate

makilicous

he has a date with yuma tomorrow and hes crashing out

with happiness of course :D

jujupang

sorry fuma kun i also have a date

takyapple

is it with nicholas,

wow juju you move fast

he once held me in an accidental chokehold, best moment of my life barring the night yuma and i held eye contanct ofc

jojo

what are those parameters 🤔🤔🤨

i think you'll actually combust on your date with yuma

remember taki i didnt raise you

but you have to be cool , please it is essential that you remain cool in front of yuma'a friends

do not mess things for me and my kei hyung please

feevie

jo you can't call someone you havent ever met or talked to yours

also taki get better standards x2

also are we just gonna gloss over everything related to euijoo's dating life ?

hey euijoo come back

stop leaving us on seen , we can see it

its breaking our hearts

euijoo

byun euijoo

i cant believe i am the only normal person here

jujupang

you sleep on your gaming chair, because you don't have a bed at your grown age

 

unkown number

 

+82 63 7997 2002

hey , this is nicholas

i am so sorry for the morning , i really didnt mean to pounce on you like that

i hope you don't feel violated, i really and sincerely apologise

i know you said you don't mind but i would like to take you out for coffee

no pressure ofc

also uhhh i got your number from the student record , i hope you don't mind hahaha

i promise i was not hacking it

not like its tough

but like no hacking

i swear

+82 10 7997 2002

a coffe sounds good, do you want to discuss the ethics of hacking with some fresh pastry boyfriend ;)

nicholas

i would very much like that boyfriend ;)

 

Notes:

me and maki speaking absolute bullshit, the plot will move forward soon inshallah, also if you guys have any preference for any other ship, lemme know i'll steer the boat in that way.

also we are completely ignore maki calling taki meri jaan, i was very in the flow so for a minute they became desi <3. please be nice its my first work