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Farmer Maggot screamed at the little thief that had just ran away with a bunch of mushrooms in his hands.
He grumbled about that Frodo Baggins and his thieving habits.
“You know,” reproached him his wife: “You could avoid all that if you put a fence around the fields!”
“Bah,” Maggot answered, “It’s not like he’s really damaging our harvest! It’s just a few mushrooms…”
“I know, but with a fence, it would be zero mushrooms stolen,” she teased him.
He sighed: “If I build a fence, he will stop coming!” he confessed: “And I kind of like the boy!”