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1. Tuned in to You by ConnorsNotHere

   Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Petunia Pig/Porky Pig (Looney Tunes)
   • Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
   • Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Porky Pig (Looney Tunes)
   • Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
   • Road Runner (Looney Tunes)
   • Tina Russo (Looney Tunes)
   • Alternate Universe - Spies & Secret Agents
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • ACME Corporation (Looney Tunes)
   • Evil ACME Corporation (Looney Tunes)
   • Spies & Secret Agents
   • Not Quite Enemies to Lovers
   • annoyances to lovers perhaps
   • Partners to Lovers
   • Comic Book Science
   • Science Fiction
   • Professor Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Human Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
   • Bugs Bunny Rage Baits (Looney Tunes)
   • Bugs Bunny in Drag (Looney Tunes)
   • Secret Organizations
   • Animaniacs References
   • Looney Tunes References
   • Slow Burn
   • probably
   • probably many more characters and tags to be added as this goes on
   • no beta we slam into the wall and leave spelling mistake shaped holes

   Summary

   "A spy? What is this, Soviet Russia?"

   Former con-artist Dallas Mallard has finally settled into a life he can see himself sticking with, taking up the position of college professor at the University of Albuquerque. The classes are easy, the money is good, and he can finally start to put his past behind him...

   Until, at least, a delivery from an old acquaintance throws his life into chaos, and a fast talking secret agent drags him kicking and screaming into a world of espionage, secret agents and unethical experimentation. In this line of work people are willing to kill to get what they want, and right now, it's Duck Season.

   (Looney Tunes Secret Agent!AU)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,285

   Chapters:

   2/?

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