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Today was a good day.
Batman and Robin were patrolling midtown, Batgirl got downtown and the Red Hood had his usual area in uptown and Crime Alley. He had successfully locked Poison Ivy and the Penguin, found Catwoman and dealt with all League business that required his immediate attention. Damian was done with his tests and hadn't gotten detention in one month.
Dick was delighted.
Of course, that meant that his number of quips and puns had increased exponentially - over the cons, of course. He wouldn't risk the Batman's reputation with his enthusiasm.
"Well, it looks like they should just re- tire already." He said over the comms after dropping a whole cargo of car tires over the heads of the gang they were pursuing.
"enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS!” Damian screamed, shoving his hands over his ears and making a pitiful sound. "TODD, I DEMAND YOU TAME YOUR PARAMOUR. I AM DONE ." He intoned, sheathing his sword and jumping to a rooftop, completely ignoring the call Dick made between fits of laughter.