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Chat Log : One
Nordics Chat ; bilberryfinn (Finland), norgenoreg (Norway), ikeameatball (Sweden), icepuffin (Iceland), redshirtblacktie (Denmark)
bilberryfinn: im adding estonia to the chat
ikeameatball: why?
bilberryfinn: why not? he hangs out with us enough
bilberryfinn: its a hassle to have to retell everything
bilberryfinn: when we make plans that include him
norgenoreg: No
icepuffin: with a capital N
bilberryfinn: give me one good reason why we shouldnt include him
norgenoreg: he isn't a nordic country. look at the title of this chat
icepuffin changed chat title from “Nordics Chat” to “Fried Chat”
ikeameatball: fried?
icepuffin: typo
icepuffin: but I like it so....
icepuffin: keep it. don:t change it
norgenoreg: im changing it. this isn't a friend chat this is a nordic chat and estonia is not invited
bilberryfinn: I didntt expect you to feel so strongly about it
norgenoreg: I don7t feel strngly about it im just making a point. this is a nordic chat
bilberryfin: he's my best friend
icepuffin: wait... how are you texting on your phone
bilberryfinn: Ice, now is not the time!
icepuffin: No like... his phone is a hairpin thing like why have we never asked this before
norgenoreg: i'm on my computer rn
icepuffin: but when ur not on ur computer like…
icepuffin: do you even have a keyboard?
icepuffin: can you even use apps?
icepuffin: i have so many questions…
norgenoreg: anyway…
norgenoreg: we can’t accept Estonia in.
norgenoreg: that’s like adding America or Prussia just because they’re dating den and ice.
bilberryfinn: it’s nothing alike because estonia is my best friend not my bf
ikeameatball: I’m adding him
bilberryfinn: thanks sve I knew u had my back
ItsEstland has been added to the chat
norgenoreg: I can’t believe this
ItsEstland: Hi?
ItsEstland: Fried Chat?
icepuffin: yep
norgenoreg: im gonna add america and prussia
icepuffin: is that supposed to be a threat or???
icepuffin: it’s been like 10 minutes you haven’t added them
icepuffin: ok
icepuffin: everyone’s gone?
icepuffin: ok
ItsEstland: i’m here
icepuffin: oh
-2 days later-
redshirtblacktie: christmasmarket.jpg
ItsEstland: Looks like fun! Say hi to Prussia and everyone for me.
bilberryfinn: thanks, den. He’s adorable.
ikeameatball: he made a friend
redshirtblacktie: [German] they’re having a blast.
redshirtblacktie: sorry
redshirtblacktie: they’re having a blast
norgenoreg: <_<
redshirtblacktie: shaddup
norgenoreg: >_>
ikeameatball: send more
norgenoreg: I think he’s gone.
bilberryfinn: this chat has been dead lately
norgenoreg: it’s because you added esti
ItsEstland: ok. rude
icepuffin: help me.
icepuffin: SOS
icepuffin: send the navy
norgenoreg: what is it?
icepuffin: america won’t stop playing that stupid game!
ItsEstland: pssh
ItsEstland: that game
icepuffin: ugh
ItsEstland: once you play one gacha puzzle game you’ve played them all
icepuffin: UR THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO HIM
ItsEstland: did you just
ItsEstland: are u even capable of that volume irl
icepuffin: I AM
norgenoreg: he is
ikeameatball: can confirm
icepuffin: don’t push me guys. im—
ItsEstland: anyway… i didn’t send the game. blame imsoo
icepuffin: who?
ItsEstland: south korea
ItsEstland: what are you planning for chrtismas
norgenoreg: u can’t come
ItsEstland: dis hostility tho
ItsEstland: plus i already have plans so...
norgenoreg: didn’t ask
ItsEstland: who hurt you?
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: what the hell
[whisper] norgnoreg > ItsEstland: leave the chat
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: no
ikeameatball: play nice
norgenoreg: i am
[whisper} ItsEstland > norgenoreg: see you even got sve in on it play nice
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: no this is too close to personal. This is a private ~nordic~ channel
[whisper] Itsland > norgenoreg: ok and sleeping together isn’t?
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: dont. U. fkn. Dare.
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: that doesn’t make you a nordic. that is completely different!
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: anyway i was gonna invite you to latvia’s christmas thing…
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: or is that “too close too personal”
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: and you thought ot ask in the group chat because?
ItsEstland: If you all didn’t have plans I was going to invite you all to Latvia’s chrsitmas thing
norgenoreg: …
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: oh u meant ask all f us not just me
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: uh yeah...
bilberryfinn: That sounds fun! is it on Christmas day?
ItsEstland: latviapartyinvite.jpg
ItsEstland: nope. It’s an eastern european party but he said I could invite you.
icepuffin: i don’t really like parties
bilberryfinn: sve and i will double check our schedules we might have things planned already but yeah!
ikeameatball: looks fun
redshirtblacktie: ok so since when was estonia in this chat
ikeameatball: two days ago
redshirtblacktie: i missed that
redshirtblacktie: so is this not just a nordic chat anymore cos prussia wants in
norgenoreg: No
icepuffin: with a capital N
AwesomeSausesome has been added to the chat
norgenoreg: wow
USofAyyyy has been added to the chat
ikeameatball: Added them
norgenoreg: wow
USofAyyyy: [English] what’s this?
norgenoreg: nordic group chat
norgenoreg: except it isn’t anymore
ItsEstland: get over it
bilberryfinn: LOL
USofAyyyy: [English] Fried chat! Sounds delicious
ItsEstland: u would tho
USofAyyy: [English] omg eestonia check the other chat im drying
USofAyyy: [English] *dying
redshirtblacktie: [English] other chat?
USofAyyy: [English] yeah me mattie esotnia sk n kiku got a chat for gaming omg im crying dude
icepuffin: [English] take that to the other chat then. don’t bring it here
redshirtblacktie: I think he’s gone
AwesomeSaucesome: [German] YOU ADDED ME
redshirtblacktie: wow late it’s been like 2 hours
AwesomeSaucesome: i’m not glued to chat unlike some people
AwesomeSaucesome: plus other than this one i’m only in germanics chat and it’s a snoosefest
AwesomeSaucesome: so estonia, america and I are the only non nordics in here?
icepuffin: yea
[whisper] AwesomeSaucesome > redshirtblacktie: [German] Norway
[whisper] AwesomeSaucesome > redshirtblacktie: [German] and
[whiper] AwesomeSaucesome > redshirtblacktie: [German] Estonia
[whisper] AwesomeSaucesome > redshirtblacktie: [German] are
AwesomeSaucesome has been kicked from the chat
redshirtblacktie: i hate Prussia
AwesomeSaucesome has been added to the chat
redshirtblacktie: SVE!
AwesomeSaucesome: [German] i told u so
redshirtblacktie: shut da fuqup
icepuffin: what?
AwesomeSaucesome: nothing… he knows
[whisper] AwesomeSaucesome > redshirtblacktie: [German] fucking
redshirtblacktie: im breaking up with you
AwesomeSaucesome: ;)
redshirtblacktie: istg
icepuffin: so prussia are you going to latvia’s party?
redshirtblacktie: what party?
icepuffin: scroll up
ItsEstland: lithuania banned him
AwesomeSaucesome: how is he going to ban me from LATVIAs party
ItsEstland: its an eastern european party its just at latvia’s house
AwesomeSaucesome: ok so u and latvia should just override his decision
icepuffin: i will consider it if norge goes.
norgenoreg: if you go I’ll go
icepuffin: could we stay at latvias house?
redshirtblacktie: remember last time at latvias house? that was hilarious
AwesomeSaucesome: jailbird <3
redshirtblacktie: <3
ItsEstland: he said he’s going to ask lithuania again
AwesomeSaucesome: ughh no
AwesomeSaucesome: he’s just going to say no! lithuania hates me!
USofAyyyy: Can I come?
ItsEstland: sure
USofAyyyy: [English] oh wiat nvm
USofAyyyy: It turns out that I’m busy at that time, perhaps at another date.
ItsEstland: k
redshirtblacktie: y is your danish spelling better than your english
icepuffin: his icelandic is better than his english too
USofAyyyy: [Icelandic] I like chicken.
ItsEstland: poland said yes in the eastern europe chat but lithuania is still saying no in the baltic chat
AwesomeSaucesome: add me to both
ItsEstland: i’m not a mod in the eastern europe chat. i'll ask Poland.
ItsEstland: and no. baltic chat is for baltics only
norgenoreg: <_<
norgenoreg: >_>
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: why are you like this?
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: for someone who doesn’t want anyone to find out ur sure making a lot of noise.
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: chill
[whisper] ItsEstland > norgenoreg: so you still coming over today or naw?
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: ….
[whisper] norgenoreg > ItsEstland: yes
-1 day later-
USofAyyyy: im doing a crossword puzzle give me a 4 letter word that’s something hard
icepuffin: [English] math
norgenoreg: [English] life
ikeameatball: [English] wood
AwesomeSaucesome: [English] dick
redshirtblacktie: istg!
AwesomeSaucesome has been removed from the chat
AwesomeSaucesome has been added to the chat
redshirtblacktie: gdi sve!
AwesomeSaucesome: thanks sve
ikeameatball: don't mention it