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1. 1796 Broadway by rainproof, teaberryblue

   Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Sep 2014

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
   • Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov
   • Other Secondary Ships
   • Steve Rogers
   • Tony Stark
   • J.A.R.V.I.S.
   • Natasha Romanova
   • Bruce Banner
   • Clint Barton
   • Rebecca Quan
   • Pepper Potts
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Jane Foster (Marvel)
   • Darcy Lewis
   • DUM-E
   • Tiberius Stone
   • Nick Fury
   • Maria Hill
   • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
   • Other surprise appearances
   • Epistolary
   • Humor
   • Avengers Tower
   • French Toast
   • Horrified and Ashamed
   • Steve Rogers Still Has Not Seen Star Wars
   • Mixed Media
   • Captain Quarantine
   • Art
   • Two-Time Time Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
   • Howard Stark's A+ Parenting
   • mailing lists
   • E-mails
   • Macros
   • Memes
   • HEY GIRL
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Clint is a Brony
   • Awkwardly Posed Action Figures
   • hookers and blow
   • Planet Suicide Watch
   • Happy Squidsgiving
   • I Need to be Straight.
   • Transcripts
   • Non-Traditional Formats
   • strikethroughs
   • Totally Platonic Man-Talks
   • Resolvable Sexual Tension
   • Tony Fucking Stark
   • Captain Fucking America
   • Letters
   • Comics
   • Moose
   • Sorry-I'm-Fucking-Your-Ex-Flowers
   • serial
   • News Articles
   • Tabloids
   • Angst
   • Suspense
   • Action
   • Cliffhangers
   • New York City
   • Bed Full of Diamonds
   • Star-Spangled Flan With a Plan
   • Team Clicky
   • Captain Hooker
   • Team DUM-E
   • DUM-E is the Best Avenger
   • Tychosis
   • Brotp
   • Not Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Compliant
   • Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant
   • Post-Thor: The Dark World
   • Earth-1796
   • Knut The Viking Chieftain Foster-Odinsson
   • Hospitals
   • physical injury
   • Surgery
   • Whump
   • Heartstring Puppetry
   • Egg Cream
   • Accidental Exsanguination
   • Morally Dubious Decisions
   • Clint Barton/Leftovers
   • drunkcisions
   • 12 percent classy
   • Post-Credits Scene

   Summary

   Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

   Put your phone down, Tony.

   Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

   NOW COMPLETE.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Earth-1796

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   English

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