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Chapter 5: Intermission

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

motivation for this one has been lagging but wanted to at least drop hints of the distinctly more sci-fi direction I wanted to take this au

Notes:

“you’re the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you don’t believe me and tease me constantly about it” prompted by http://matymurdok.tumblr.com/post/110467148603/here-have-some-aus-as-if-there-arent-enough-on