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that double drunk chat

Chapter 2: Easy Read

Notes:

db: This chapter is exactly the same as the first chapter in terms of content. The only difference is that I cleaned it up so that it’s easier to read and have only left a couple typos in when they were relevant to the plot.

Chapter Text

Buck

umm babe?
where did you go?
I don’t know 😭
are you lost 😅
where are youuuuuuu
outside the bathroom
where are you??
I didn’t see you
I just came from the bathroom
no I was watching for you
omg 😅
next date night YOU’RE picking the place
deal
this place is too big and busy
I don’t like it
I only know places like this 😅
yeah, I bet
ok where are you now?
well
there’s a lot of people
I think they’re dancing
ok I know where you are
on my way
oh, good cause I don’t know anything
it’s called a dance floor
except that I miss you
oh
I miss you toooooooooooooooo
this place has a dance floor?
oh sweetheart 😅
this place has more than a dance floor
oof
why
omg
buck
don’t go through any doors that don’t say toilet
okay
um
hm?
someone’s touching me
NO
and I don’t think it’s you
HANDS OFF
punch them!
don’t tell me to punch a stranger 😅
you know I’ll do it
lol whoops
eddieee
I can’t find you
I’m dacning
dnaing
dancing
I’m DANCING
ok I’ll look again
omg, go away
??
this guy won’t leave me alone
tell him you’re taken
ew
he seemed to like that
omg
maybe I should punch him
if he doesn’t leave you alone then yeah
I still can’t find you 😭
I’m gonna jump up and down so you see me
ok
are you doing it?
yup!
……….
it’s kinda fun
small problem
jumpy jumpy
problem?
what problem
everyone around me is jumping
ohhhh
OMG GO AWAY CREEPER
okay
I’m leaving the dance floor
EDDIE I’M SO SAD I CAN’T SAVE YOU FROM CREEPER
……. somehow
gotta get away
from the people
can you send me a selfie so I can ask people if they’ve seen you?
YESS
ok
send it
Image_45 (a slightly dishevelled and rather drunk grinning Eddie)
you look so beautiful
I kiss you
do it
I did
I didn’t feel it
oh I kissed your photo 😅
OH
I HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE
I want you to kiss me
I’m gonna find you
please
I escaped the dance floor
good job
I keep looking over my shoulder
what for?
in case that guy tried following me
I’m gonna find you and make out with you so he leaves me alone
yeah do that please
no one has seen you yet
but I made some friends
what
they’re helping me look
what friends
do you wanna see them?
…. idk
they’re being really nice
okay
there’s stephanie megan and victoria
hi ladies
they say hi
they say don’t move
you’re not flirting with any of them are you?
no
I’m not
they’re practically babies
like 81
18
whoops lol
I got hit for that
someone hit you?
megan
mean-gan
it was more like a tap
no it’s megan
like meg an
are you hurt
no
idd
oh
good
huh?
good
you’re not hurt
what was idd
idk
oh
k
stephanie says she’s old enough for me
lol
what
no
no stephanies
don’t worry I told her no
ok but a secret
I think they’re only helping me because they think they might get a reward
what
ew
………. what kind of reward
is it bad that I’m using them to find you?
well they said you’re hot
OMG IS THAT YOU
EDDIE
I am hot
idk, is it me?
how can you know if it’s me?
omg it wasn’t you
that was so embarrassing
what did you do
um
I thought it was you so I ran up and said EDDIE
but it wasn’t you
uh oh
and the guy was like ????
and I said I’M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND
and asked me if that line usually works 😂
NO IT DOESN’T
I had to explain that I meant it
I actually thought he was my boyfriend
good
and then he got offended
no lines on strange men
like SORRYYY you’re not as hot as eddie diaz!
not my fault!
awww, buckyyyy
🥰
ily
me too
but you tho
what?
lve you
love you
oh ily2 bb!
yayyyyy 😄
we’re in lovvvvvvve
sfjjfesgefs
I love being in love
….. what
oh
… I love being in love with you
okay, I’m lost
I know that
that’s why I’m trying to find you
are you?
awww, ty
we have a problem
noooo
what
I’m so sorry love
what
what’s happened
we lost veronica
…….. who
I mean victoria
………… who
she was with us one second and now she’s gone
one of the girls who was helping me
I don’t know who that is
I have to help her friends find her
……
eddie
they tricked me
noooo
ditch them
trying
ok I’m free
where are you?
at the bat
bar
there’s a bat????
oh bar
gotcha
rgthe might ne a bat
what
there
might
be
a
bat
we really need to go home 😂
ok I’m at the bar
so am I
wait
what now
there’s more than one bar in this place 😭
mhm
are you at the one with roger?
bartender roger?
uhhhh
I don’t know her name, but I doubt it’d be roger
oh it’s a she?
I think I know where you are
what colour hair?
turns out not a she
a they
ah ok
they have pins on their collar
purple hairs
purple hair?
I want purple hair
purple
you’d look soooo hot with purple hair
😉
you’re so hot buck
I love you
you know who is really hot?
you
edmundo
💋
👅
ohhhh really
tell me more
I miss your kisses
I miss kissing you
I found the purple hair!
did you colour your hair?
👀
what?
🟣
no
eddie
oh
I’m at the bar
me too
with the purple hair
I don’t see you
ohh
I’m at the end
of the bar
I’m at the end of my rope…
yeah I still can’t see you
I have a new idea
….. okay?
go outside
I’ll meet you out the front
ughh
please?
finnnne
ty sweetheart
where’s outside?
EXIT
why are you yelling at me? 😭
no I’m just showing you what it looks like!
the sign says EXIT
follow the signs
eddie??
I can’t see a sign
look up
okay
whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa
not that far up
head spinsssss
dizzzzy now
this was such a mistake I’m so sorry I bought us here
think I need to sit down
nooo, it was so fun
until we got split up
maybe next time we should tie ourselves together
if there is a next time
mmmmmmm 😏
I wanna be tied to you
me too
are you gonna use rope or handcuffs?
do you have a preference?
preference
oh I spelt it right
wow
as long as you’re there, I don’t care what you use
tie me to you
we could use both
at different times
mmmm
do it
I know we haven’t talked about this but I would be into bondage if you wanted
I wanna bond with you
I wanna cuddel
cuddle
I wanna cuddle too
cuddles
😭I miss you
I miss you too so much 😭
I made another new friend though
he said he’s gonna help me look for you
stop being so attractive to strangers
I don’t think he’s attracted to me?
at least I hope not
is this helper hitting on you?
he’s like 60
okay, good
what
he told me to stay here and he’ll go look for you
so if you see him follow him
how will I know who he is
oh
….. fuck
😅
I don’t even think I showed him your photo?
WHERE DID HE GO THEN?
IS HE COMING BACK?
DO I STAY HERE?
😭
HEYY
there’s an exit sign
follow it
….. ow
what happened
I tripped
oh nooooo
it’s okay
this guy caught me
is he hot?
he’s big
😒
I don’t like him
he ruffled my hair and kissed me on the cheek
😭
I wanna do that
I want you to too
I miss you
okay
I reached the sign
oh you did?
well done
gold star
ty

for me
I found outside
you’re outside?
yup
ok stay there!!!
I’m coming
omg, someone wrote their number on my arm
it’s cold out here
we can wash it off when we get home
I’m almost there
I’ll warm you up
yesss
please do
hold me
ohhhh
edmundoooo
😉
evvvvaaan
ew no
you started it
whatever
guess what
what
I see you
you do?!
mhm
where are you?
I’m just coming outside now
ooh
oh
I spun around
that was a bad idea
don’t worry babe I gotcha
catch meeeee
uber near me
uber’s near me
uber
rideshare
taxi near me
taxi
what are you doing
I’m trying to order us an uber
you need to use search for that
not text me
oh
pfft
I’m so drunk
did you find me yet
I want hugs
babe I’m right here
lean back
I’ll fall
no I’ve got you
ohhhh
hi bb
hi 😊
I have a secret
what is it
I adore you
😍
I adore you tooooo
hey
hi
🥰
ty for bringing me out tonight
any time
I love youuuuu
I love you too
let’s go home and bond
we will when the uber gets here
what’s taking so long 😩
…. wait did I order the uber
eds can you help me
check my phone
gimme
did I order
ok
ubers 4 mins awayy
why did you text me that
you could just say it
oh
😂
omg gigles
that’s embarrassment
I’ve got the giggles
I know
your giggles are making my body shake
shaky shaky
you’re so soft
it’s kinda nice
like a massage
I’m only soft for you, buck
I know
I’m so plahonoured
I’m so
honoured
pleased
happy
as you should be
hey
hey
will you kiss me now?
of course
I will kiss you
wetest kiss ever 😂
wettest
shut up
you slobbered on me
my bad
I just wanted to get as close to you as possible
that’s what I want too
oh
if that our uber
yep!
up
up
get up
help me
stop texting
oh
okay
use your legs
bye then
bye then, buck
I love you
I love you too don’t fall asleep


Notes:

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