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that night out chat

Summary:

Buck and Eddie get wasted on a night out, and it leads to a wild ride of jealousy, silliness and hooking up...

Notes:

db: For authenticity the first chapter is riddled with typos and might be difficult to read at times. If you’re struggling to understand what’s going on, you can find the cleaned up texts without the typos in chapter 4 for your convenience. Enjoy!

Buck by disasterbuck, Eddie by Veronae.

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Chapter 1: Drunken Night

Chapter Text

youre missing out
should come dance
Nah, reckon i'm good here
i don't dacne in public
spoilt sport
looks liek your haing plenty of fun without me anyeay
cause i'm a great dancer 😉
you are
yes
this is facts
wish i was dancing with yu thought
maybe later
i'll hold you to that 😉
🙄
i'm an ecxellent dancer you know
yeah?
mhm
ive seen you
at home
wehn?
no you heavent
when the radios on
yes i have!
nope. false news
😂
olny chris is allowed to see me danceing
i bet you lokk amaizng when dancing
oh, i thougth you said oyu'd seen me?
i see you in nmy dreams
dancing to the radio?
swaying those hips
waht
lol
nvm
who's that hguy?
idk
whyre you dancing with him then?
but hes gooda t dancing
hes got good vmoves
i've seen better
why is he so cloes to you?
cause thats the best way tr dnace
hm
whtever
hes kinda hot 😉
i didn't notiec
notice
hew ants to take me somewhere
uhhhhh what
should ig o?
no
youre gona ditch me to hook up wiht some random not-evn-that-ghot- guy?
ghot
lol
waht?
your typo
ghot guy
i don't make ytops
anyway im not ditching you
😒
aare you going with him?
nope
ohh
oaky then
hey eddie?
yeaH?
do youawnna go somewhere?
i am somewehere
with me i mean
I am soemewehre with you
we're out tgoether
no
i mean
togethere tohgeter
together
is thsi your eway of trying to neka me dance again?
make
me dance
we dont haev to dance
we could jsut go somewhre…
why?
just us two
just cause
if yo uwdodnt want to its fine
if you don’t
i might wnt to
wherr are yuo btw?
right where your ledt me
oh
no im looking there
wait
oure not here
I'm playoing pool
was I playing pool when your left?
the water knind or thw stick kind/
sticks and balls brother
balls? 😏
on myway
hmhm
whrest he pool table?
I'm playing doublesw with a group of ladies
in the pool roooom
whyare you paying with women?
playing
casue they asked me?
oh
are oyu having fun?
I'm winning, so yhea
maybe is houdl tjust go dnce again
since youre happy
oh
i woudlnt wanna interrutpt
sure
whatever you like
I wouldn't mind na interruption
you wouldnt?
pretty sure Pilar's hitting on me
you cuoled run some interferecne
😠
hands off piklar
piar
pilar
he mine
me yours
yes
i rekkon Lily and Sunana are a couple
so that's find
fine
but Pilar .........
no pilar!!!!!
😠
what phahpped to tour dance partner btw?
paahend
happened
no idea
oh
i left im
him
good
i mean..............!!
nah, good
good
it is good
omg
us is good
buck
?
I need tou to dave me
sae
save me
im coming
whats hapenigne?
Pilar just touched my butt 😭
nO
HANDS OFF
i think i see you
im coming
I feel sick neow
okay
save me
i told her
told her whaht
no, hands off
good
ew
she's stil firlting
flirting
im almsot there
how do i get awy??? 😭
ryjn
run
okay, I just siad SORRY LADIES I'M GAY
👍
oh, pilar ollks sad
looks
Lily and Sunana look ... thrilled
oaky, I'm running won
now
……
come back
oh
you literaly just ran past me 😅
where re tou?
yiu
im here
YOU
where?
IRHGT HERE
put hyour hand ip
up
ok
someone hifived me 😅
HO
OH
it that you?
im not a ho
i never said ytou are 🤨
you jUST YELLED HO
oh
wait
OH I SAID
LOL
OH
i get it now
my abd
bad
i wanna go hoem
we can
as soon sa i fined oyu
good
i wanna go home whit you 😉
i'm happy to hsare an uber
good ideae
wher are you?
loking for you
looking
👁️
wher are YOU?
I'm here!
....... idk where here is tho
hm
um
okay
if you look up
there's a strobe lght direclty to my left
hey me too!
go to the slight!!
go to
the
light
wait
meet beneath it
what
i turned to hte left
are you there?
huh
uhoh
i thikn we're under fifferent lihts
different
lights
okay lets trys thtn
this
yes
willing and ready
anything tof you
for
you
……
anything?
waht?
naything for me?
anything?
suer
😏
what now?
i wanna kiss you
can ikiss oyu if i find oyu?
you
um
alright
i'll allowe it
omg okay im fonna find touy
what can ouys seee?
i went to the left
looking frfo you
for
my left or your heft?
left
and now i'm beside the door to the beer graden
beer gharden
i see it
it lookees sMOKY out there
just seeing it makes me wana cough
im tired
well, let's go heom then
i swaer its like 5 miles to the bere garden
i stopped having fnu when pilar grabbed my butt
fun
would it be ufn if ii grabbed oyur butt?
idk
try it and wel''k find out togetgher
deal
im almsot there
can yousee me?
i can sdee somkers
my love
turn around
who re yuo talking to?
YOU
TURN AROUND
hten why did you say "my love"?
TUUUUURRRRRRRRNRNNNNNNNN ARRRRUOUNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
oaky!!
beausw???
CLAM DOWN
youer emy love
CALM
CLAM YOU
CALM DOWEN
CLAMS
nowi m hungry 😂
lets get drieve thru on the way home
hiiiiiiiiii
im poking oyu
heyyy
im poking you
poke okepkopke
waht are you daying?
saying?
iMPOKONG OUTY
PI’M
IM
POKING
YOU
it's too loud here, I cnat here you
oh shit it wasnt you
awkwardddddd
how're oyu poking?
who
with my ifnger
who’re you
poking
oh
i thoughty ou
but osme random
you stlil hatthe bere gbaren?
yhea
okay stay there
stying
im gonna bhave a little nap
and then il be there
the window is so nice and cold
what?
nap?
mm
in thies noies?
mmmmmm
hey
the noise ois sohting
HEY
sooithn
soothing
WAKE PI
UP
idk pi
i think it starts with 3
3.14
omg yourse oso smart
i cna mths
its hot
Youre hot
no youre hot
no you
blsuh
i lush
you maek me blush
okty
where ar eyou?
I eanna leave
wanna
on hte floro
on the floor
bad idea buck
i know 😭
youll get trodden on
trodden
is that a wrod
tordden
idk
trodden
troddin
trodden
trodded?
trodding
tred?
idk
trode
troden
ttrrroooooddddeeeennnn
👢
idk
stepped
STEPEPD
no, that doents look right riether
hey
8 pack
heh
hey
yo ?
can ou come fin me
find me
I'm lookngi
i need help stnading up
the floooooor is wobbley
no you
no you
im not wobbyl
wobbyl
no youtre hot
yes
I am
i wan akis ouy
kiss
you
😗
kisssss
wnaa kiss my hot butt? 😂
YES
😂
😂😂😂
i really oddo though
do
i do
whya reouy liagn?
laughing
why?
idk, it wsa a funnt joke i thougt
im notoij ji
althourgh my butt ied pretty hot
is
im not joking
i would kiss it
okay
lic it
bite it
whoa
really?
mmmm
definitely
slwo down cowboy
🤠
🐮
😂
you onow waht they say
savea horse
ride a cwboy
😉
you wanna ride me?
for the horses
aynthnig to saave the horses
i need them for chtis
chris
oka then ride me
ahhhhhhhhh
edddiiiieeee 😭
ive been sentt to horny jial
jail
what is therat?
outside
taht
i got kicked out
oh waht
im so drunk 😂
i started to getm yidck out
so igot in trouble
and they setn me oustide
oMG IM NT OUSDIETS?
IT'S A BATHROOM
WITH TREES
it's not w abthroom!
huh?
do not go potty in the outside
im notint he oustide
im on tiels
tiles
whrer era you?
bathroom
your siaid you got kicked iut?
i thought outside cause tres
i thought they took me outside
i'm so foncufred
but its a batrhoom
wit reeest
with tres
trees
so confefde
tall treess in little upside down hats
.............. what
sooooooooooo confiededs
i cant remember what theyre called
upsdie down hat
with the brown stuff
dirt
like a bowl
for a tree
your a dirt bowl
...... that hurts
i dont want me a dirt bowl
i love ouy, i take it back
oh
i love yout soto
too
jist kidding
you're a superbowl
do yuo think these leaves are edible
try thrm
ohhhhh hey
i went into the fgeer garden
beer
im chojgnir
ebrr graden
and it leads around the front
leaf bad
areyou oustdie
outeisd
stope eating levaes and come out ffont
outsi de
i'm on the srette
eter
the waht
srrtee
stereet
STREET
setter?
got it
street
seet
whasts a street
whre the road is
wirghe the cares
oH LOL
with
the
cars
ok
soi haev to get up?
I got us a taxi
im coming
but she's gone a charge until ou get here 😭
the meter si alreday running
iM COMING
is a niec taxi thoug
🏃
very clena
smells good
warmj
comfoy
wtf
wht
my hand is hcoveredin dirt
i foudn the door though
dust it off on tour butt
your
i think ifound the outsdei
look for meeeeee
i cant seeoyu
I'm leaning out the window
iwnodw?
waving
of abuidlign?
IS SEE YOU
where?
I
how high up/
In a CRA
CRA
CAR
oHT EHSITAS
car wnirdow
JI SE
OK
coming
BUCKKKK
HERE
I’m wabing
ye is ee you
ikm coign
ckming
cokmnig
yayyyy 😊
com gin
it's youuuu
I missed tou
mised ouy to
get in
geting
hi
hi
i'm gona cuddle ou now
🥰
ji fouhd you
you said i could kiseyou
if i fodn oyu
ifound
found
eddie?
cani kiss oyu?
stop texting and fuckine ksis me then