Chapter Text
301 Why wouldn't Blur go to the Picasso exhibit?
He's not a fan of cubism! 🏎️💨🎨🖼️📦
302 What do you call it when the Autobots interrupt the Constructicons' project by blasting them off the site at Mach 1?
A construction boom! 🚜☄️💥🏗️🏭
303 Why did Starscream hang festive plant matter all over the Nemesis during the holiday season?
He was plotting to catch Megatron under the missile-toe! ☄️🌿
304 How do the Decepticons celebrate the new year in Times Square?
They drop Brawl! 🌃🎇
305 Why does Megatron like January so much?
He gets to make a New Year's revolution! 🎉🦾
306 What does Ratchet call Jazz when he sends an S.O.S. for getting stuck somewhere he shouldn't be?
A Porsche 9-1-1! 🏎️🚑
307 Who do you need to call when you want to do some fraud, but the ceilings are really low?
Mini cons! 🕵️♂️📏
308 Where does Motormaster getall of his greeting cards?
The Haulmark store! 💌🚛
309 Why do the Autobots need a dentist?
To look after the teeth in their Gears! ⚙️ 🧑⚕️ 🦷
310 What do you call it when Atrotrain needs to talk about his feelings to a captive audience while stuck in a blizzard?
Polar Expression! 🌨️🚂💔
311 Why can't the Autobots and Decepticons send their conflict back for a refund?
Because it's out of war-ranty! 🔫📬🚫
312 What job title does Tarantulas put on his resume when he's looking for work?
Web Developer 🕸️🕷️💻📋
313 What class does BW Megatron teach at the Predacon school of combat?
Small Arms Training 🦖💪🚫
314 What ended Starscream's brief modeling career?
He kept taking off from the runway! 🕺🛫
315 Why does Beachcomber need a lot of virus protection?
He's a little buggy! 💻🪲🛺⛱️
316 Why doesn't Hound make a great lab assistant?
He only knows how to measure things in holo-grams! 🛻🧪🔬👨🔬🤷♂️
317 Why does Rumble keep trying to convince Soundwave to let him scan an alt mode with a number pad?
He really wants a pound key! 📠#️⃣🥊
318 What is Ironhide's favorite song?
Pachelbel's Cannon! 🎼💣💥
319 What do you call Swindle when he's dealing stolen goods at a protest?
A picket fence! 🪧💰📢
320 Where do gunformers tend to invest their credits?
In the stock market! 🔫 💵 📈
321 Why does Optimus Prime want to check out competitive figure skating?
He heard they also have triple axles! ⛸️ 🚛
322 Why does Blurr like taking road trips back and forth across Scandinavia?
He likes crossing the Finnish line! 🇳🇴🇸🇪🏁🇫🇮🏁🏎️💨
323 What do you call it when former aircraft alt-mode changelings want to form their own community and government?
Demanding an ex-plane-nation! ✈️🔀🚍🗺️📜🚩
324 Why doesn't Starscream make good time climbing steps?
Seekers aren't very stair-odynamic! 🚀🏦📶
325 What quiet emergency signal does Ratchet deploy when responding to preventable stupidity?
A sigh-ren! 😮💨🚑🚨
326 Why did Megatron abduct Punxsutawney Phil?
To prevent him from being forcibly yanked from the only pitiful subterranean life he had ever known only to become a public spectacle for the profit of the privileged classes depriving him of his right to autonomy while perpetuating divisive norms that foster a culture of apathy toward the plight of fellow beings which protects the few who benefit from any threat of unified resistance from the very masses they exploit to maintain the status quo. 🦔
(Optimus: Are you ok? Are we even still talking about the groundhog? That's not much of a joke.
Megatron: FINE. Because I heard that when deprived of seeing his shadow, the rodent can produce SPRINGS.
Optimus: ... )
327 How does being friends with a metrotitan benefit people who like the nightlife?
They can always go out on the town! 🌃 🫱 🕺
328 Why did Sunstreaker cross the road after seeing his twin get hit with a cloning ray?
To get to the other Sides'! 🚗🛣️🚕🚗
329 Why does the Reflector trio disapprove of alternate universe fanfiction?
Because they're Canon purists! 📸
330 What is the only kind of robobread Starscream will eat his sandwiches on?
Null rye! 🍞 🥪
331 Why won't the DJD eat Starscream's disgusting null rye sandwiches?
They prefer pumper-Nickel! 🍞 🥪 🪙
332 What does Cheetor yell before digging into a particularly large meal?
"FEAST MODE!" 🍖🐆❗
333 Why were Roller fans disappointed with his latest acting gig?
Because he was in the trailer, but not the film! 🚛 🎞️❓
334 What small, elite fighting force of high-capacity sparkling transports is often mistaken for the Primal Vanguard?
The Minivan Guard! 🚙 🚙 🚙 🚙 👶
335 Why shouldn't you stand too close to Hook while he's working in alt mode?
He's prone to mood swings! 🏗️💨
336 What union represents farm equipment in the Cybertronian entertainment industry?
The Screen Tractors Guild! 🚜🎭📺🏆
337 Why didn't Unicron graduate with honors from orbital school?
He didn't get very good retrogrades!🌖📓
338 Why do you need to remind Primus to leave early for appointments?
Because he's always running a little oblate! ⏰🌚
339 Why did Cyclonus show up at the Super Bowl?
He heard there would be a Tailgate party! 🏟️🛻 🛻🚮❔🚁
340 Why did Dinobot's clone get a lot of Valentines?
Because he was a snack! ❤️🩹🦖🍗
341 What is Wreck-Gar's favorite thing to read?
Trashy romance novels! 📚🗑️🚮💕
342 Why is Unicron's Tinder profile a little too cliche?
Nobody actually takes moonlet walks on the beach!🏝️
343 Why are Seekers so easily twitterpated?
Because love is in the air! 💞✈️💞
344 What Cybertronian landmark was built as a memorial to an ancient pair of Conjunx Endurae?
The Garage Mahal! 🕌 🅿️ 🪦 🪦
345 Which sparkling story is an unusual fable about a young industrial imposing on warframe hospitality?
"Golditrucks and the Three Bearcats!" 🪑🪑🪑🚛
346 According to the story, what item did Cindersmelta drop as she fled the cyberball?
A glass brake shoe! 🚒💨👠🚌💨
347 What kind of stories are the best entertainment for new boatformers?
Ferry tales! 🧚♂️🚤🛳️⛴️📖
348 Why is it hard for miners to make cross-functional friends?
Other mecha think they're always boring! ⛏️
349 Why don't Megatron and other ex-miners ever use their expertise to profit in the open market?
They don't want to revisit their ore-deals! 🪨💰
350 Why didn't Megatron like the new digging equipment?
It wasn't his first pick! ⛏️
351 Why do mecha in the mines have trouble getting mail?
Because every day is a hole-day! 🧨 ⛏️ 📪
352 Why does Terminus always book flights with connections?
Because he likes having multiple legs! 🛫 🛬 🛫 🛬 🦿 🦿
353 Why does Thundercracker avoid air-to-air combat now that he has Buster?
He doesn't want to encourage any dog fights! ✈️ 💥 🛩️ 🚫 🐶
354 Why does Minimus Ambus only wear the Magnus Armor on criminal cases?
It won't fit in small claims court! 🏛️⚖️👨⚖️
355 What line dance always gets Optimus Prime out on the floor at parties?
The Mack-arena!🕺🪩
356 What do you call it when a really old mech goes to demo a bunch of new alt modes?
Alpha Try-On! 🧙♂️🆕🏍️🏎️🚜
357 What intentionally bizarre art genre is primarily attributed to trains?
Surrailism! 🚆🖼️🕗🎨
358 Why do many Decepticons believe their commanders will eventually show up when things are going badly, as long as they don't surrender?
Because where there's a will, there's a 'Wave! 📻🔫
359 What did the headlines say when an orange helicopter confessed to plagiarizing police transcripts for their crime novel?
Copper Copter Cops to Copying Copious Cop Comms 🚁📚📝🖨️🗞️
360 What do you call Bumblebee when he gets caught in a prank involving 1,728 eggs?
A Yolkswagon! 🚕🥚🍳
361 Why is it fair that Megatron goes through so many alt modes?
He never claimed to be a Decisive-con!🔫🚜🚀✈️
362 What is the most famous piece of classical music on Cybertron?
"Diode to Joy" 🎼🎻🎺🥁🎹💡
363 Why does Optimus Prime question the ethics of keeping donuts in boxes?
Because freedom is the right of all sentient beignets! 🍩📦
364 Why does Bumblebee get grumpy when Jazz won't let him go out on missions?
He hates being all couped up! 🐝 🏎️
365 Why is it unwise to argue with Constructicons on boxing if they are likely to be correct?
They have a mean right Hook! 🥊🥊💥🩹
366 What do you call a medic like Knock Out, whose alt mode isn't an ambulance?
A car-diologist! 🚗 💔 🩺
367 Why are the most successful Velocitronian racers also the most angst-ridden?
Because they all have a checkered past! 🏁 🏎️ 😩
368 Why is Megatron actually pretty good at changing race car tires quickly?
He has a lot of experience in the Pits!🏎️ 🛞 🔧
369 Why does Blaster refrain from playing music at meetings with Seaspray?
He doesn't want to rock the boat! 📻🎶🚤
370 What dish can Optimus Prime cook with the heat of his energon axe?
Chop Suey! 🍝 🪓
371 Why do the Decepticons, who are mostly military and industrial vehicles, make the worst maps?
They're bad at car-tography! 🚙 🚫 🗺️
372 How do the cassettes of telenovela broadcasters express shock and surprise?
"Radios mío!" 📻 😱
373 What do you call it when Ultra Magnus ditches his armor to catch someone breaking regulations?
A Minimus Ambush! 🕵️♂️🌳🪤
374 What do you call a Pikachu chosen by the Matrix of Leadership?
Shocktimouse Prime! 🐁⚡
375 How did the crew lose Ratchet while they were building their entries for a winter carnival?
He got buried under a snow Drift! ☃️🚑
376 What is the only music Soundwave's cassettes are allowed to play during their mandatory trip to the washracks?
Scrub-a-dubstep!🎧 🕺
377 What is the technical term for a Seeker's legs and pedes?
Standing gear! ✈️ 🦿 🦿
378 What do you call it when Megatron goes on a poetry-writing binge at Mach 3?
Achieving hypersonnet speeds! 🚀📜🖋️
379 Why is Blaster terrified of aerobics instructors?
Because they teach a whole class on kick-boxing! 📻🤼♀️🥋🎯
380 What do you call it when Soundwave and Shockwave crash a Mexican brunch?
Wave-Os Rancheros! 🍳
381 Why does nobody want to go on luxury off-roading trips with Swindle?
He's a real Jeepskate! 🛺
382 Why is Astrotrain self-conscious about how he looks running track?
Because he doesn't have a kaboose! 🚂 🩳 🛤️
383 What kind of music would Steeljaw and Ravage's rock band play?
Hairball metal! 🐈🐈⬛🎸🎤🤘
384 What do you call Demolishor when he helps random bots he sees in need?
A good samaritank! 🚜 🩹 🎗️
385 Why does Mirage like computer keyboards?
Because they always include F1! ⌨️🏎️
386 What do you call it when Sunstreaker's pet Insecticon accidentally chops through a human's hair?
A Bob cut! 💇♂️💥🦂
387 What did Wheeljack call his invention that only seems successful at repelling Praxians?
Datsunblock! 🚫🚓🌥️🧴
388 What does Astrotrain need to make atmospheric reentry in train mode?
A para-choo-t!🚂 ☄️🪂
389 What would be the highlight of a Maximal circus performance?
The Rattrap-eze act! 🐀🎪 🏗️
390 What do Ravage, Scooby Doo, and The Doctor have in common?
They all travel around in a big, blue box! 🐈⬛🐕🕴️
391 What did Megatron call his attempted revision of a popular block-based video game into a tool of Decepticon propaganda, which simply caused pieces to move in the opposite direction?
TETRISE UP! ⬆️ 🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬆️
392 What is Ironhide's favorite amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel! 🎡🛻🇫 🇪
393 Why is Sunstorm so hard to get close to?
Because he has no chill! 🔥✈️🔥
394 Why are Guardian actors so hard to direct?
They can be real Omega Suprimadonnas! 🎭🎞️🎥📢
395 Why do Megatron and Shockwave get away with so much bullying just to upset people?
Cybertron doesn't have good gun 'Con troll laws. 🔫🧌🤬
396 Why doesn't the kids get away with much on ES Megatron's watch?
Because he's a real helicopter parent! 🚁 🙅♂️
397 Why won't any choirs accept Starscream's membership applications?
Because he's more treble than he's worth!🎼🎤🔇
398 What do you call Cybertron's first big holiday period of the vorn, when everyone parks and does nothing?
Spring brake! 🛑🚗🚙🚚
399 Why does Starscream refuse to go on missions near a golf course?
All of the golfers are trying to hit Eagles!⛳🏌️♂️
400 What do Cybertronians drink for positive energy before a workout?
A photon shake! ⚛️🧋🦾
