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{System Loading….}
Shen Qingqiu quirked his brow, as he lay with Luo Binghe in bed, after a hard round of Papapapa he was tired and the system had the audacity to wake him up from his sleep.
‘System do you seriously have to wake me up now? Can’t you see I’m asleep?!’ Shen Qingqiu cursed at the system as he grumbled
{The system wishes the user a good morning! Congrats on reaching the endgame! The system thanks you!”
Shen Qingqiu scoffed to himself,
‘Oh wow someone’s being nice today? What do you want from me?’
The system chimed loudly in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, he groaned because of the pain, first the system woke him up, now this?! If he hadn’t already gone deaf from the system's constant nagging he sure as hell was now.
{The system has a mission for the user ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა}
Shen Qingqiu did not want to deal with the system's bullshit; he buried his face into the sheets.
"Just spill it, stop beating around the bush, you're boring me.”
{The mission is called Cang Qiong Private Academy! The user will have to get 200,000 B-points in order to complete this mission! Now loading quest filess….}
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes shot open okay now this was straight up disrespectful! “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?” Now that was an unreasonable number?! And the mission name sounded like a shitty
romance anime?! Luo Binghe’s eyes shot open.
“Shizun, is there something wrong?!” He sat up quickly and looked around the room. Shen Qingqiu quickly shut up and his eyes softened, he didn’t want to worry about what was supposed to happen.
Shen Qingqiu took a deep breath and composed himself. He couldn't let his anger get the best of him, especially not in front of Luo Binghe. He turned to his disciple and put on a reassuring smile.
“Nothing, I just had a bit of a nightmare and it scared me a little, please rest a bit more,” He coaxed his husband, who had gotten quite good at keeping Luo Binghe under Control. Until the protagonist gave him puppy eyes (that he usually reserved for bedtime).
“Shizun, this disciple will not pry,” He looked up and his facial expression stiffened. “Shizun, what is that Blue thing behind you?” Shen Qingqiu’s heart dropped
‘what the hell! Okay no need to panic you know what fuck this panic!!’ He slowly turned around to see that system that has tormented for however fucking long! Floating their taunting him as Binghe’s brow furrowed and he looked at Shen Qingqiu.
“Ah no time to explain we have a-“ The man was rudely cut off by that damn Google translate sounding system.
[Teleporting, all important users please brace yourself!
♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡]
A loud ringing noise pierced the ears of everyone, a bright blue light engulfed Shen Qingqiu & Luo Binghe. Soon it went quiet, but then a cold breeze hit Shen Qingqiu. The poor peak lord looked down so fast it probably gave him whiplash, he mentally screamed. That. Fucking. System!!! Was this nessacary?! Soon his fair skin was hugged by some type of uniform, black dress shoes, a green tie, and some dress pants. ‘What the hell?!’ He screamed in his head. He looked over at Binghe to see his husband's former stallion protagonist seemingly in a high schooler uniform, wearing a similar green tie, gray vest, and black trousers and his curly hair in a shorter ponytail.
“Shizun? What’s going on, this disciple cannot reach Shizun!” Binghe looked around, seemingly analyzing their situation. Shen Qingqiu could only stare at Binghe with wide eyes. Speechless, what the hell was he supposed to say?
‘Oh Binghe! Like I’m from another world and we are going to where I’m from!’ Absolutely not! He could only look lost. It hit him with a twinge of guilt for not telling his husband where they were going, but he had no choice, but to lie! Only the heavens know what would happen to him.
Shen Qingqiu took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down. He looked around and saw that they were standing in front of a large building with the words "Cang Qiong Private Academy" written on a sign above the entrance.
"Well, Binghe, it seems like we've been teleported to a new place. This must be the mission the system was talking about," Shen Qingqiu said, trying to keep his tone as casual as possible.
Binghe looked at him with confusion, but didn't press the issue. "What do we have to do, Shizun?" he asked. Before he could respond he heard multiple shireks coming from a familiar author. He looked to the side and his eyes widened. Not only was the hack author present but so were Ning Yinging, Ming Fan, and Liu Mingyan!
“Shen-Shixiong! Where are we!” Shang Qinghua cried out, obviously struggling to let the words ‘Shen-Shixiong’ from his lips. He was similarly dressed as Shen Qingqiu but what he saw made him snicker internally. The badge on his vest. It read, ‘librarian, and secretary’ of course Shang Qinghua would get this role.
“Shang-Shidi, this one does not know. This place seems different from here. Almost like our hometown.” He said the last few words in English wanting no one else to find out. Shen Qingqiu nodded and looked at everyone and he took a breath in.
“We are all in an unfamiliar environment so we should proceed with caution.” Binghe nodded attentively. A loud voice came from behind.
“Junshang! These helpers have arrived!” Shen Qingqiu’s eyebrow twitched. Of course, he had to get interrupted. This is what Airplane-bro went through- Mobei-Jun followed with an annoyed look on his usually stoic face. Everyone looked in Sha Hualing’s direction.
“Ahem. Shizun is speaking.” Luo Binghe’s voice lowered. Hualing’s energy shrunk and she nervously chuckled going behind Mobei-Jun mumbling something along the lines of.
“Hide me you big brute” Mobei just kept inching away from the demoness done with her bullshit.
{system now teleporting last users… Opening the accounts Liu Qingge, Mu Qingfang, and Yue QingYuan}
Shen Qingqiu wanted to throw himself at the schoo.