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How Immaculate to be Excommunicated

Chapter 14: Why is this file over 50,000KB?!?!

Summary:

(Had to put the summary in the Chapter Notes bc it's way too long lol)

Notes:

“Lysithea.”

The girl looked up from her laptop, her squinted eyes meeting Lorenz’s. She scrunched her nose as she sniffed, raising her arms above her head to stretch after sitting on the same chair for the past hour without movement.

“What?” She groaned, “why are you bothering me?”

Lorenz did not say anything. He took a small, black rectangular object out of his pocket and placed it on the table. Lysithea reached for it and looked closely at it.

“What do you want?” She grumbled, turning the item to look at every angle. The item is just a simple black hard disk drive with a cap, only the brand is labeled on it.

“You are the only one available here that can help me identify this hard disk drive.” Lorenz finally spoke up, pulling out a chair and sitting beside her. “I found this in the Lobby earlier. You happen to be the first person I see with a computer when I walked in.”

Lysithea hummed. She opened the cap and inserted the drive into the USB port of her computer. Lorenz leaned in to look closer at her screen.

The drive file opened… but there was only 1 item inside. Lysithea hovered the mouse over the file and gasped at the information.

“What the fuck!?” She hissed. “Why is this thing over 50,000 KB!?”

Their jaws dropped as the file opened and they looked through the contents. Lysithea reached for her phone in her pocket and took it out.

“We should ask that group chat for any information.”

“Are you fucking stupid, Lorenz? That group is full of horny dogs.”

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Shawty’s like a Melody : [ Picture: A black hard disk drive. “USB Thumb drive”, if that’s what it’s called in your region. ]

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: own up or im gonna @ grima

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: who’s shit is this

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: why

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: who’s shit is this

 

The original: what’s the importance

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: do you really want to know?

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Knowing the ones who are online, the reply is most likely: “Yes, we do.”...

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: You see, we found this item in the Lobby of our temporary home.

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: We would have checked it with the rest of the town but…

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Oh… how should I put this into word...?

 

Charli D’Amelio: LORENZ?? WORDLESS???

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: oh this is gonna be good

 

The original: y r u guys still staying at the hotel

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: it’s someone’s “simp” slideshow

 

The original: oh??

 

Charli D’Amelio: explain in deep details pls i m Intrigued

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I feel that it would be much better if we showed you.

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: please, do present the evidence to the court, Mr Glocester and Ms Ordelia.

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: [Video File: a slideshow of muscular men from all sorts of fiction]

 

The original: OH?

 

Charli D’Amelio: OOH LALALA

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: OHOHO OWO WHATS THIS

 

The original: WHAT IS THIS?? I WASNT EXPECTING SUCH AN APPETIZING LUNCH???

 

Charli D’Amelio: thank you for blessing us with such delicious secret menu items babes xoxo hugs n kisses

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I knew that you three weren't going to be helpful…

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: and whose idea was it to bring the issue up to this groupchat first

 

The original: ykw i think thats mine i totally did make a slideshow of these men and dropped it in the lobby it definitely is mine give it to me

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: no it's not stfu whore

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I'm so sorry…

 

Shawty’s like a Melody : i should have just called the expert from the start @Macavity’s not there!

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: why him tho what does he know that he doesnt already know

 

Macavity’s not there! logged on!

 

Macavity’s not there! added Shez!

 

Shez: oh shit thats mine

 

Shez: sry guys

 

Charli D’Amelio: SHEZ???

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Shez…?

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: oh you?

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: wha

 

The original: about time someone (grima) added shez into this group chat

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: you’re really late to the party bro where have you been

 

Shez: sry i got lost on my way here

 

Charli D’Amelio: SHEZ THIS SIMP PPT IS YOURS??

 

Shez: well it’s not “mine” exactly only the hard drive is mine

 

Shez: u see its actly a commission by someone who i cannot disclose

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: not even if we pay you a higher price than what the commissioner offered?

 

The original: someone paid u to do this???

 

Shez: …

 

Shez: well i guess i can make an exception

 

Charli D’Amelio: no wait i gotta ask first

 

Charli D’Amelio: why did u even take up the commission in the first place

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: thats a surprisingly good question on your end, inigo

 

Charli D’Amelio: thanks i try to make at least 1 smart thing to say monthly

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: First Niles, and now you too?

 

The original: that convo mad funny tho

 

The original: best part was how boy-leth fucking broke the hatch on the seatbelt so girl-leth had to tie edelgard to the seat with the remaining belt

 

Charli D’Amelio: oi they do say that u inhale a part of someone else the more u spent time with them

 

Shawty's like a Melody: spend less time with niles from now on

 

Shez: depending on the price i can giv u a hint of certain importance

 

Shez: i would be a bad mercenary if i completely disregard confidentiality of individuals

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: oh now u suddenly write proper sentences?

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: …Tone?

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: dw i’ll lorenz-ify it for u

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: Oh, so now you decide to suddenly write proper sentences?

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I see… so it’s sarcasm…

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: boy needs a Lorenz-translator

 

Shez: how much are you offering

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: how much did the commissioner offer

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Take any sum. We just want this item off our hands.

 

Shez: k

 

Shez: cant disclose the exact amount but they offered enough for me to buy a house in Fodlan

 

Shez: not just any house

 

Shez: it’s the kind that has an island in the kitchen with a fridge that looks like a regular cupboard

 

The original: HE GAVE U THAT MUCH GOLD????

 

Charli D’Amelio: damn u can just barely afford the same apartment in main street ylisstol 

 

Shez: i dont even want to do that, i definitely lose my way to my home

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Hmm…. I see… but first: Which part of Fodlan is the market price based on?

 

Shez: Enbarr

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: wtf thats like the richest part of fodlan

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: lorenz idk about the risk

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: You don’t, but I do.

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: How can I transfer the money?

 

Shez : ok heres my paypal [paypal link]

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: It is done.

 

I can get you fired I know the manager : [Picture: Screenshot of transaction]

 

The original: DAMN WHAT

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: HOLY

 

Charli D’Amelio: AYO LORENZ WTF THATS SO MUCH GOLD

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Pleasure doing business with you.

 

Shez: oh shit

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: “OH SHIT” INDEED WHAT THE FUCK LORENZ

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: THAT THING CAN GET YOU 7 ARMIES IN OLD ASKR

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I desperately need to get this thing off my hands. I wish not to be a sinner, nor a witness.

 

Charli D’Amelio: U ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO OWN 3 BUNGALOWS IN THE MAIN STREETS OF YLISSETOL

 

The original: WHY ARE U GUYS USING THOSE MODES OF GOLD MEASUREMENT

 

The original: JUST SAY “5 TIMES THE AMOUNT THAT COMMISSIONER OFFERED”

 

The original: EVEN BETTER IS TO JUST SAY “10 MILLION GOLD”

 

Shez: well i mean it is a pretty big number

 

Charli D’Amelio: LORENZ PULLING THROUGH WITH THAT TRUST FUND LETS GOOOOOOO

 

Shez: uhh how do i put this into words

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: You too…?

 

Shez: k so

 

Shez: this guy

 

Shez: …

 

Shez: fuck

 

Shez: well hes gay for one if u cant alrdy tell with the contents

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: yes we can tell

 

Shez: k

 

Shez: …

 

Shez: right ok ykw im just gonna rip the cast off

 

The original: “cast”???? Isnt it supposed to be “bandaid”????

 

Charli D’Amelio: my boy how much damage did u endure from the commissioner’s profile???

 

Shez: his name is Ashe Ubert and he is from fodlan hailing from Haus Gaspard and he is gay with a very specific type of men and is most definitely in denial of his sexuality

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: WHA

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: HUH

 

The original: OH MY

 

Charli D’Amelio: OHO

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: well u know what they say

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: it’s always the quiet ones

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WH

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: UH

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: am i the only one here who wants to know where this little dude got all that gold from

 

Charli D’Amelio: well not to flex but i always knew he was a little fruity and that he has a specific type

 

Charli D’Amelio: i just didnt know it was to this extent

 

Shez: it altered everything i knew about this little dude too

 

The original: well apparently his "little dude" seemed to have changed a long time ago

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: how about you stop talking for a little bit… ok??

 

Shez: had to excuse myself to another room to scream when he came to me with this commission

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: WHY DOES

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: OH MY

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: WHAT DO I DO

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: losing all that posh talk now have we, mr gloucestor

 

4 people logged on!

 

Delicate Flower: HOLY SHIT

 

Principals always look like lesbians: NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

 

Ferdielicious: ASHE UBERT?? OUR ASHE UBERT THAT WE KNOWN SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL??

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: this has got to be a social experiment. it's gotta be. a paid social experiment that the science people commissioned shez

 

Shez: i promise u the only person paying me was ashe ubert and now lorenz hellman gloucester

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: WHAT DO WE DO NOW

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: WE CAN’T POSSIBLY BRING THIS BACK TO ASHE SAFELY

 

Shez: listen

 

The original: there’s more????

 

Shez: his requirements was that the file to be big enough to easily take up the space of any other people’s computer

 

Shez: if someone else were to open the file their computer will crash from all the fileload

 

Shez: so bad news theres still more to come

 

Charli D’Amelio: ON GODS???

 

Shez: HOW DO U KNO WAT THE NEXT PART IS GOING TO B ABT???

 

Charli D’Amelio: ?????ON GODS??????

 

Delicate Flower: LIKE ON THE GODS??? ON THE GODDESS SOTHIS AND GOD ASKR???

 

Principals always look like lesbians: SETETH WOULD WEEP IF HE WERE HERE

 

Shez: fictional gods to be exact

 

The original: oh

 

Shez: it’s the record of ragnarok manga, he recently started that series

 

The original: OH

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: how about we let you finish the slideshow and you can preview the rest of it to us?

 

Principals always look like lesbians: PLUMERIA NOOOO

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: DO WE RETURN IT TO YOU OR DO WE STILL GIVE IT TO ASHE

 

Shez: TO ME OFC DUMBASS I STILL NEED TO FINISH THE SLIDESHOW

 

Ferdielicious: WHAT DOES ASHE EVEN NEED THE SLIDESHOW FOR 

 

Shez: I DONT KNOW

 

Shez: BUT I CANT DISCLOSE ANY MORE INFO

 

Delicate Flower: i feel like… i know what he’s gonna do with it…. And with who…… but i am in denial……

 

Principals always look like lesbians: I HATE QUOTING TIKTOKS BUT U KNOW WHAT FUCK IT

 

Principals always look like lesbians: “DENIAL” IS A RIVER IN EGYPT, ASHE IS GAY, WHAT IS IT THAT U FEEL, HILDA

 

Ferdielicious: I am in tears…

 

Charli D’Amelio: what is an “egypt”

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: boy if only i get the same amount of commission as shez does

 

Shez: i can let u in on some of the other tasks that i’ve been commissioned they pay about less than half of what ashe does though

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: i’ll take it

 

Shez: k just head to this place

 

Shez : [ Location: Some sketchy place but it contains promised commissions. Source - Trust Shez bro ]

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: thx

 

The original: i bet ashe simping for the Heracles in ragnarok

 

Shez: NOW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT

 

The original: you dont think that theres a theme going on in his slideshow???

 

Shez: oh right

 

Charli D’Amelio: i already know Daddy Buddha is gonna be on there

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: what about Poseidon

 

Charli D’Amelio: personally i call him “Pussay-don” but i agree

 

The original: i must let you guys know that the best boy according to my boypussy is Hades

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: LEON SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Shez: y rnt u giving me back my hard disk bro i still hav a commission to complete

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I am still in shock from the revelation, so I will not do that.

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: i am still in effect as well so someone else is gonna do that

 

Delicate Flower: i want to continue reading the slideshow so i also wont be doing that

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: how about i take the hard disk off all of your hands and i will hand it to shez myself? eventually of course

 

Charli D’Amelio: but first i will take it because i need it for research

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: wtf i need it for research too

 

The original: we all need it for research

 

Ferdielicious: I PERSONALLY THINK THAT ONLY YOU 4 WILL BE USING THAT HARD DRIVE FOR “RESEARCH”

 

Shez: GIV ME BACK MY HARD DRIVE BROS

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: make it 5… nay…

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: make it 20+ researchers

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: THE ENTIRE ANNA CLAN????

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets: ok im going to the place for gold bye

 

Ay Lil’ Mama lemme get your Trade Secrets logged off!

 

Principals always look like lesbians: i

 

Ferdielicious: DOROTHEA PLEASE

 

Principals always look like lesbians: i am curious though…..

 

Principals always look like lesbians: how far along can that slideshow get to…..

 

Ferdielicious: DOROTHEA

 

Delicate Flower: is record of ragnarok good?

 

The original: i mostly watch it for the Hot Guys but there are quite some scenes that are gorey af

 

The original: like someone straight up getting their arm ripped off type of gore

 

The original: but you live under the same roof as hubert so ig you're ok with it

 

The original: and that u r a beauty girl

 

Delicate Flower: wtf does being a beauty girl have to do with gore

 

The original: ya know…. the blackheads…. the zit pus…

 

Delicate Flower: oh right those are stinky

 

Shez: GUYS GIVE IT BACK PLS

 

Charli D’Amelio: no give it to me

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: i called dibs first, idiot

 

Ferdielicious: HOW ABOUT I HEAD OVER TO THE GOLDEN DEERS’ SPACE AND I WILL TAKE THE HARD DRIVE FOR YOU, SHEZ?

 

Shez: bless u ferdie

 

Principals always look like lesbians: but put it in the BEagles space for safe keeping.im genuinely interested in the file size and i can have bernie analyze it

 

Shez: THE FILE SIZE HAS NTHG TO DO WITH U PLS JUST GIVE IT BACK

 

Ferdielicious: DO NOT BRING BERNADETTA INTO THIS

 

Shez: IT'S NOT JUST MY MONEY ON THE LINE, ASHE'S DIGNITY IS ALSO ON THE SAME STRAIGHT LINE

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: ashey boy isnt even straight 😭😭 what does the line have to do with his dignity

 

Ferdielicious: How about we leave Ashe alone… ok? Can we please agree on that? Ashe is innocent…

 

Shez: im not innocent and i alrdy came to terms with that fact the moment i accepted the commission

 

Shez: give it back

 

Shez: and DO NOT  say a single thing to ashe

 

Shez: NOTHING

 

Shez: bribes if u have to

 

Shez: i will deploy hubes if i need to

 

Principals always look like lesbians: u were never in the group chat when we started calling him that and u already knew

 

Shez: dorothea

 

Principals always look like lesbians: ok fine

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: When is the earliest date we can meet you?

 

Shez: now. im on my way to your living space

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Alright then.

 

Shez: nvm im lost

 

Shez: where am i

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: where ARE you???

 

Shez: i see the college

 

Ferdielicious: You're in the wrong direction!!!

 

Shez: ok im turning around

 

Shez: guys my car is low on gas

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: At the college?

 

Shez: no im at the mid road to the other parts

 

Principals always look like lesbians: theres a gas station there with a starbies u shld be fine

 

Shez: thanks

 

Shez: guys i dont see a starbs i think im lost

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: turn on your GPS

 

Shez: theres a dude with cats and dogs here

 

Charli D’Amelio: THE BEANS DEALER???

 

Shez: looks like it's just jeritza but idk

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: ????

 

The original: oh the pussy fantasy

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Please stop calling him that.

 

Charli D’Amelio: IM ON MY WAY, JUST STAY THERE

 

Delicate Flower: werent u there just earlier this week

 

Ferdielicious: Inform Lucina before you leave your house, please don't have her go on another man-hunt!!

 

Shez: help guys where m i

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: THATS WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW

 

Shez: i think im in the wrong place

 

Principals always look like lesbians: of course u are

 

Shez: why is there a big lizard sleeping at the park

 

The original: a WHAT

 

Shez : [ Picture: a big lizard sleeping on the road]

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: IS THAT STEVE

 

Shez: whos steve

 

Macavity’s not there!: wtf thats my son

 

Macavity’s not there!: what r u doing to my son

 

Delicate Flower: GRIMA????

 

Shez: nthg!?? im jus tryinf to get my hard drive back

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: How did you end up in the Abundance Hill Park??

 

Shez: i was trying to follow the gps

 

Ferdielicious: Can you get out of there?

 

Shez: guys my car broke down

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: IN THE ABUNDANCE HILL PARK???

 

Shez: yes but i think the lizard saw me

 

Shez: hes coming

 

Shez: thats ur son right grima

 

Shez: i hav a sword

 

Macavity’s not there!: DO NOT

 

Shez: i also hav a gun

 

Shez: i no longer have a car

 

The original: like… steve ate your car….????

 

Shez: yes

 

Shez: i hope ur son have insurance grima

 

Macavity’s not there!: i hope YOU have insurance once i'm done with you

 

Shez: jokes on u i stole this car

 

Shez: or rather the ghost child in my head stole the car. i was just the puppet the whole time

 

Shez: now what

 

Principals always look like lesbians: RUN??

 

Shez: i made it out of the park so lucky u grima

 

Macavity’s not there!: good

 

Macavity’s not there! logged off!

 

Ferdielicious: STAY RIGHT THERE SHEZ

 

Ferdielicious: I AM DRIVING THERE TO PICK YOU UP MYSELF

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: ferdies had enough

 

Shez: k im not moving

 

Shez: i swear

 

Ferdielicious: Send your Live Location.

 

Shez : [Attachment: Live Location]

 

Shez started Live Location!

 

Ferdielicious: Good.

 

Ferdielicious logged off!

 

Shez: so hows your life guys

 

Delicate Flower: never been the same since the slideshow

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: your sense of direction makes me wonder how you were never late to any of your classes back in school

 

Shez: i told u i hav this ghost child in my head that cntrls my actions so they cntrlled me like in ratatouille

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I doubt that to be the case…

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Are you sure that you don't have a registered record with any nearby mental institutes?

 

Principals always look like lesbians: did inigo die????

 

Delicate Flower: i think he went to the beans dealer again

 

Principals always look like lesbians: ok im gonna go tell lucina

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: shez why are you starting to move from your original location

 

Shez: damn ok i'll stay fr

 

Principals always look like lesbians: ok so good news lucina now knows inigo's location

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Wh-.... What's the "bad news"...?

 

Principals always look like lesbians: why r u stuttering and why are you stuttering over text

 

The original: whats the bad news

 

Principals always look like lesbians: no bad news

 

Principals always look like lesbians: neutral news

 

Principals always look like lesbians: she went with inigo

 

The original: damn i was hoping for a second coming of last week

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: shez can you stop moving from your location

 

Shez: sry my legs r itchy

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: sure… itchy legs…

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: STOP WALKING

 

Shez: im trying but arval keeps making me

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: The "ratatouille" in your head?

 

The original: HIS NAME IS "REMY" IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 5 YEARS HOW DO U GUYS STILL NOT KNOW THAT

 

Shez: listen guys im trying

 

Shez: i think i see ferdie

 

Delicate Flower: im sorry dorothea i tried real hard to hold onto the hard disk

 

Delicate Flower: i wanted to hide with it but hubes did his wack mind control thing and took it out of my pocket

 

Principals always look like lesbians: it's ok babe, we'll get him next time

 

Shez: nice

 

Shez: why does his car look bigger than i last saw

 

Shez: its coming at me rlly fast

 

Shez: guysnsjnm

 

Shez has ended Live Location!

 

Shez logged off!

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: DID SHEZ GET RUN OVER

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: LMAO

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: LOOKS LIKE IT

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: With all that commission money, I'd say that he should be able to afford the hospital fees even without insurance.

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I think he’s doing alright. All that truly matters is getting the hard drive off our hands.

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: …i guess that concludes our meeting…..

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: Indeed it does.

 

Delicate Flower: if i dont get to see the slideshow again, im blaming u lorenz

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: I am simply doing what I understand to be morally right.

 

The original: bro i just want to inspect a file, why are you stopping me

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: why are you horny

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: don’t you have kamui to fuck??

 

The original: oh right

 

Shawty’s like a Melody: i dont want anyone to talk about the cursed slideshow ever again

 

I can get you fired I know the manager: And ABSOLUTELY do not speak a word about this to Ashe. To protect his dignity and reputation and pride!

 

Principals always look like lesbians: k

 

All you wanna do 💖🧚✨: not that i even talk to the little dude anyways

 

Delicate Flower: ok sure

 

Delicate Flower: but like

 

Delicate Flower: do u think that he’s planning to present this slideshow to dimitri and dedue

 

Delicate Flower: just a thought… ya know…?

 

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Fun Facts: 

 

My mom has a terrible sense of direction lol. One moment she could be at McDonald's and the next moment she could be at a hotel lobby. Once I tried to guide her to my location through Face Call but she somehow kept walking the wrong directions even with Google Maps open... we ended up being 30 minutes late to a dinner meeting. Lowkey based Shez’s experience off my mom here. (;⌣̀_⌣́) Btw there's only 1 Shez in this fic's world, so they can be any gender you want them to be.

 

So back in college I used to terrorize my friends with a “Simp” powerpoint presentation and it took up like 100+ slides because I was in like so many fandoms at once. But when I remade it, it still took up more than 50+ slides, but slightly less, because I started to focus on only a few fandoms at once. As you can see, I started the Record of Ragnarok manga recently. Never in my life will I have imagined that people will simp for Anime Buddha but there's a first for everything I guess… So I resumed progress on my Simp Slideshow (*3*) The friend group came back together because of thirst.

 

Currently I have started a new job, though it’s a part time job at a restaurant. My hours are quite long but it’s still so much better than my previous workplace. This somehow cleared up my health and I actually got well at this job… which is ironic because service jobs tend to be one of the most stressful jobs haha. (Interestingly, this workplace made me realise just how mistreated I was at my previous job, the stress caused a lot of health issues to surface and I was severely underpaid for my contribution.)

 

Oh... the pandemic certainly changed me... back then I was so insecure that my heart would beat until out of my chest when I'm updating each chapters... a little girl filled with anxiety and pressure to meet expectations... Now I'm doing my best to return the energy to the people who made me like this in the first place! (My asian parents who started this chain of events by sending my kiddy ass to kumon.) Btw my college diploma was in Business Information Systems, but the actual workplace and workload were very mentally draining, so I chose to live my own life the way I want: starting with my current job.

 

Don't worry, me and my friends are still Friendsies! We just got caught up in the bitch called "Life".

 

On the topic of Fire Emblem:

 

When I first saw the design for Shez I genuinely thought they were a badly designed Fan OC from DeviantArt that the fandom eventually intertwined it into official design… who would've thought that the design actually grew onto me… (It was the hair. It was way too “2000’s scene/emo” style and the colour was too vibrant)

 

Back in college I was so addicted and dedicated to this series that I sometimes played Heroes on my phone instead of paying attention to lectures. (Thankfully I was 100% F2P.) But lately as a Working Adult, I haven’t been able to find the time to play Fire Emblem as much as I used to back then. Currently I'm still stuck at an older unfinished game, but at this point I can only limit my gaming time to about 30 minutes before I clock out on my bed or on my days off (That I spend napping instead of being up and awake).

 

Although I did finish all routes of Three Houses and Book 5 of Heroes, I barely touched Three Hopes and didn’t even manage to start Engage, so no Engage characters will appear.

 

…Actually none of the characters here will ever appear again.

 

Writing used to be something I did to pass time back in school or to get rid of boredom, though at some point I did want to take seriously as a hobby or a career… but lately I haven’t been interested in writing again… so unfortunately I am going to have to end the series right at this chapter otherwise I’ll forget about it. The “ongoing” status of this will be carved in my mind and bug me until I actually update the status itself ahaha… (^.^ ;) So sorry that I couldn't do the same kind of flashy send off's that I did in the previous fics.

 

Thank you all so much for your support in this series! I hope you all had a wonderful time reading my chat-fics! Remember to stay healthy, drink lots of water, and be mindful of your spendings on your hobbies!

 

Good-bye! 

(^0^)ノ


Signing off,

Ou_Nou

Notes:

P.S. I won’t delete my account just in case some of you guys still want to re-read these fics!

P.P.S. I’ll be turning 21 this year haha! Started this series when I was 16~17 and I’m still using my old college laptop for personal stuff!

P.P.P.S. Ok but do you guys like how I made my Author’s Note in an E-Mail format? I find it a kinda neat development

P.P.P.P.S. HAHAHA HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS GROUP'S CHAT-FIC

Notes:

Claude → Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦
Hilda → Luka x Miku Lovechild
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester → I can get you fired I know the manager
Sylvain → If she breathes shes a thot
Mercedes → Momcedes
Dorothea → Y/N
Ferdinand von Aegir → Ferdielicious
Yuri → The remix
Leon → The original
Inigo → Charli D’Amelio
Plumeria → All you wanna do <3

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