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[Lukita effect]
Description of chat : So, you fell for the Luka Modrić effect
15th of July 2018
Members :
Sese {Admin} (Ramos)
Raketa (Rakitić)
Marca (Marcelo Vieira)
CR7 (Ronaldo)
Charlie (Ćorluka)
Suba (Subašić)
Golfer (Bale)
God (Ibrahimović)
Casemi (Casemiro)
KB (Karim Benzema)
Hazzz (Eden Hazard)
Waiter (Toni Kroos)
Prince (Griezmann)
Neyney (Neymar)
Leo (Messi)
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Marca: PFFFFFFT YOU LOSER
Prince: Siiiiiiigh
Hazzz: That was not a good game
Prince: Hey we tried our best
CR7: You lost 4-1
CR7: And that one goal was an own goal by Mario
CR7: So you quite literally didn't score a single goal
KB: The only person who played well was Kylian, shame he missed at the last minute
Prince: YOU'RE FRENCH??!
KB: And I didn't play
Sese: How's the kid holding up anyways?
Prince: He's.. fine, that's what he says anyways, but we're all kind of y'know
Neyney: Tough luck
Leo is online
Leo: Don't be mean
Neyney: Hello most amazing person in the world
Leo: Flattery will get you nowhere, don't be mean
Neyney: Awwwww…..
Leo: Second place is still something
Prince: Yeah, but it sucks cause it's like.. below first, JUST below
Leo: I understand
Marca: 'I UnDeRsTaNd' You've won how many ballon dors???
Leo: Don't bring that into this
Golfer: Yeah, Cris will go crazy
Cris: Stfu
Waiter: Has anyone noticed how the Croats are nowhere in sight
Neyney: Probably celebrating, they JUST won the world cup
Waiter: Yes, of course, but I thought they'd come here to gloat
Waiter: Maybe not Ivan or Suba but.. Charlie?
Neyney: You don't think Ivan would gloat???
Neyney: That's adorable
Leo: Ivan is one interesting individual
Neyney: Not a sore loser, he's nice, dope dude, but then he actually destroys you
Prince: That's why I'm worried
Suba is online
Prince: HES HERE
Neyney: ITS OKAY he's the good one
Prince: Oh thank God
God is online
God: You're welcome, my son
God is offline
Suba: … What just happened?
Marca: Don't worry about it, world cup winner
Golfer: Congratulations!
KB: Yes congrats 🎉
Waiter: You deserve it, you've experienced a lot of loss and this was amazing to see
Suba: Oh thanks
Suba: I was just at goal though, didn't do too much
Marca: Stfu asshole you're amazing
CR7: If I didn't know any better I'd say you were in love with him
Marca: I literally am????
Suba: Right
Suba: Anyways I'm here to inform you that I have found something interesting
Sese: Speak dear winner
Suba: Uh huh
Suba: While Luka was accepting his golden ball award Mbappé also came up to him to take a picture with his the best young player at the tournament award
Suba: And I shit you not I've never seen a kid have THAT kind of look of admiration on his face EVER
Suba: Kid was the definition of 🤩
Marca: awwww but that's so cute
Suba: The kid was so gloomy, I saw, Livi even comforted him (Because he's Livi) and the second he got on stage with Luka he just had this look on his face
Suba: They even hugged, it was sweet
Prince: SPEAKING TO THE ENEMY
Neyney: you like Luka though?
Prince: Meant this Livi dude
Suba: Keep my son's name out your fucking mouth
Golfer: 👀
Marca: Yeah, keep our son's name out your fucking mouth
Waiter: Speaking of Luka
CR7: We're just going to ignore the fact Marcelo just insinuated he wants to marry Suba?
KB: Yes
CR7: Cool
Waiter: As I was saying
Waiter: Suba, how is he?
Suba: Oh he's extremely happy, I've never seen him this excited in my life
Suba: Him and Ivan are dancing and singing as we speak
Suba: Everyone is singing I mean but Luka just seems more excited than the rest of us
Golfer: To be fair, he's been playing for a long time, 2005 if I'm not wrong. Of course he'd be happy
Waiter: I agree, I am happy for him. Winning a world cup is a one of a kind feeling.
Neyney: Most of us wouldn't know what it's like
Leo: I don't think I'll ever win it
Marca: Watch Cris be happy about that
CR7: Oh come on
Marca: Tell me I'm wrong
CR7: You're wrong
Marca: Bs 🙄
Leo: You really don't like me huh?
CR7: Uh
CR7: Well
CR7: The thing is
CR7 is offline
Leo: Oh okay
Neyney: BOY
Golfer: That's Cris for you
Marca: Yup
Neyney: Leo it's okay, just ignore him
Prince: Yes, you're great
Leo: I'm okay, really 🙂
Prince: Okay good
Neyney: If you're lying to me
Leo: I'm not
Neyney: Good
Raketa is online
Raketa: Hello gentlemen
Prince is offline
KB: Dramatic
Raketa: Nah he's not, I was about to send him a video of me laughing and holding the world cup
KB: Ah
Neyney: You're the salt of the earth Ivan
Ivan: Thanks :)
Waiter: How are you, Ivan?
Ivan: Oh fucking ecstatic
Ivan: This is probably the best thing I'll win in my life
Neyney: Hey!
Ivan: Fine, with the national team
Neyney: 😘🥰
Ivan: 😊
Marca: Absolutely adorable
Marca: Get married
Ivan: Don't feel like it
Marca: Fair
Leo: Don't feel like it????
Suba: Ivan, get off your phone, we're getting on the bus back to the hotel
Raketa: Okay!
Suba and Raketa are offline
Marca: never a dull moment with Croats
Golfer: Very true
Neyney: Hope we're going to get pictures of Luka with the world cup soon 🤨
Leo: Doubt they won't send some