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'God Save Us' GC 11:00pm
F Goth: WHO WANTS TO SEE FEM RYU!!!!!!!
Evil Ed Sheeran: ME EVEN THO IM SEEING BOTH OF YOU SOON
Discord Kitten: WHAT?????
F Goth sent an image : Aku with hair extensions and a short black dress
M Goth: IM FUCKING KILLING YOU.
Fancy Hat: YOU LOOK SO GOOD
Evil Ed Sheeran: GAWD DAYUUUUUUMMMM
Bandages: What the flip flop!?
Probs Lesbian: IM A FULL LESBIAN FOR AKUTAGAWA NOW!!!!!!
Probs Lesbian: Soz Tachi xoxo
M Goth: EW NO HIGUCHI
Evil Ed Sheeran: OKAY DAMN HIGUCHI
Evil Ed Sheeran: ALSO AKU PLEASEEEEEEEE MAKE OUT WITH ME LIKE THAT IM BEGGING
Discord Kitten: NO. ME FIRST.
F Goth: WOAH WERETIGER IS GETTING INTO IT
Discord Kitten: WHAT (S)HES FUCKING HOT
M Goth: not the gender validation...
F Goth: YES PRONOUNS WOOOO
Mr Holmes: Listen.... Im gay but....
Sadist: SMASH
Sadist: AWOOOOGA
Discord Kitten: WAIT IS THERE ANY CONTEXT TO THE PIC OR IS IT JUST???
F Goth: Me, Tachi and Ryu are going out clubbing x
Fancy Hat: Bitch.
M Goth: We literally invited you?
Fancy Hat: IK BUT IM BUSY.
Fancy Hat: WITH PAPERWORK AND A BITCH ASS HUSBAND.
Bandages: rude :(
Fancy Hat: You keep asking to fuck shut up.
Bandages: I need that chuussy....
F Goth: NAH YOUR GETTING PUT IN TIME OUT
Mr Holmes: TO THE NAUGHTY STEP WITH YOU
Sadist: TO HORNY JAIL YOU GO
Discord Kitten: Okayyyyyyyy.... anyway gin can I join you?
F Goth: of course babe the more the merrier x
Murder Child: mother fucker.
Discord Kitten: YOU ARENT EVEN HOME TILL MORNING???
Librarian: Why?
MILF: Shes sleeping over mine <3
MILF: As I am her mother
Sadist: AND Im also staying over as her mothers cool gf
Murder Child: Real tho
Sadist: <3333
Discord Kitten: EXACTLY SO DONT COME AT ME FOR BEING BORED AND WANTING TO GO OUT
Murder Child: Whatev
Bandages: Girly really said 'whatev'
Bandages: This is why we love kyouka!!!!!
Fancy Hat: You needa go sleep rn and calm yourself
Bandages: I NO NO WANNA >:(
Librarian: Dazai just go to sleep
Fancy Hat: BITCH YOU ARE HAVING A HYPOMANIC EP YOU NEED TO TRY
Mr Holmes: Ohhhh thats why he wanna fuck probs
Fancy Hat: yea which I am not allowing for said reason
Sadist: I can bring over some melatonin gummies if youve ran out?
Fancy Hat: please ilysm <3
Discord Kitten: Wahst going on with Dazai and can some explain in more detail?
Mr Holmes: Dazai is having a hypomanic episode which basically means he is extremely hyper and energized plus way more impulsive then usual which can lead to reckless decisions, little to no sleep ect and this'll last minimum 4 days
Discord Kitten: ahhh got it
Librarian: Ill send you link all about it if you want to know more
Discord Kitten: Thanks Kunikida!
F Goth: Btw weretiger if your not already ready were heading over to yours now x
Evil Ed Sheeran: Better be quick cuz Aku's already getting impatient and Im getting scared
Discord Kitten: Yep almost done
F Goth: Also be prepared to witnessed Ryu flirt with guys (For free drinks duh)
M Goth: No offense bitch but you cant get any drinks from guys besides Tachi
Fancy Hat: Yeaaa we did a comp last time Gin in third with 3 Me in second with 5 and Aku in first with 8
Discord Kitten: JESUS WE KNOW AKU IS HOT AND ALL BUT DAMN
M Goth: I want to go home. Rn.
F Goth: Ryu is blushing so hard rn for context
M Goth: NO IM NOT FUCK YOU
Weird ngl: Awww you guys would make such a cute couple <3
Evil Ed Sheeran: ...
M Goth: ...
F Goth: ...
Discord Kitten: ...
Bandages: ...
Fancy Hat: ...
Librarian: ...
Sadist: ...
MILF: ...
Raccoon DILF: ...
Probs Lesbian: ...
Mr Holmes: KICKED <333
Weird ngl: WHAT??
Mr Holmes kicked Weird ngl from the gc
Bandages: DOING GODS WORK AS ALWAYS RANPO!!!!!
Fancy Hat: ISTG THATS THE FIRST THINGS SHES EVER SAID
Gingerbread: FR THO.
Gingerbread: SHE IS A FREAK
Mr Holmes: FFR
Evil Ed Sheeran: Anyway lets go back to fem aku....
Discord Kitten: IM SAT NEXT TO HER OMG GIGGLING SO HARD RN
F Goth: THE FACT YOU ACC ARE GOT ME GIGGLING
Bandages: I THINK ATSUSHI IS GETING A BIT EXCITED....
Mr Holmes: In multiple ways.....
Discord Kitten: RANPO WTF NO SHES JUST HELLA PRETTY
Evil Ed Sheeran: Weretiger...I think you broke aku by calling them the right pronouns....twice
F Goth: And calling her pretty too
M Goth: Not true.
Fancy hat: Keep lying to yourself...
Fancy Hat: You cant fool me ryu
MILF: Girl can't fool anyone
Evil Ed Sheeran: I THINK AKU IS ACC ON VERGE OF TEARS AND SHE HASNT EVEN DRANK ANYTHING YET
M Goth: IM BEING VALIDATED TOO MUCH AND ITS MAKING ME FEEL ALOT OF THINGS OKAY????
MILF: Awwww
Sadist: Its normal dwwww
Librarian: Yea its completely normal to feel overwhelmed by validation
F Goth: Help shes actually on the verge
Bandages: She'll be fineeeeee shes just going through a little overstimulation
Evil Ed Sheeran: DAZAI YOUVE ACTUALLY JUST BROKE THEM.
Bandages: WHAT DID I DO??
Fancy Hat: Idk MAYBE CUZ YOUVE MADE HER FEEL VALIDATED AS HER IDOL?????
Mr Holmes: DAZAI YOU DUMB BITCH
Bandages: Ohhhhhhhhhh
Bandages: Ik im a dick but im gonna call Akutagawa by her preferred pronouns
Evil Ed Sheeran: And shes just stolen a bottle a vodka from the bar
M Goth: Ni i diffnet
Discord Kitten: ...so I didnt see a hot chick jump bar and swipe a bottle of vodka????
M Goth: nopr
Evil Ed Sheeran: Damn me and weretiger be imagining crazy scenerios
Discord Kitten: ik man....
F Goth: CAN YOU STOP SIMPING OVER MY SISTER AS IF IM NOT HERE AND AS IF ONE OF YOU ISNT DATING ME?????
M Goth: bithc tachu was mibe bf first????? asol yoyt in an oprn relatuoonship
F Goth: oh well if you didnt know the tiger your madly inlove with is here!!
M Goth: SHUT REAKKKY?????????
Discord Kitten: Help what-
M Goth: DO I LOIK GOOIOD????????/
Evil Ed Sheeran: You looks hot as fuck
F Goth: TACHIHARA IM CRYING STOP IT
Mr Holmes: We just gonna ignore akutagawa worrying they look bad when she legit looks like a goddess???
Mr Holmes: Like if i wasnt devoted to Poe i'd hit that
Raccoon DILF: Ranpo....no
Sadist: bor said what were all thinking
Fancy Hat: REAL!!!
F Goth: GUYS GUYS GUYS
Bandages: WHAT???
Fancy Hat: whats happened??
Evil Ed Sheeran: AKU JUST STARTED MAKING OUT WITH WERETIGER
F Goth: RYU AND ATSUSHI ARE MAKING OUT
Evil Ed Sheeran sent an image : aku hanging onto atsu's neck kissing x
Bandages: AYO???????
Sadist: DAMN AKUTAGAWA MAKING FIRST MOVE?????
Mr Holmes: gilr they already fucked we all know this
Sadist: WAHT??????
Fancy Hat: Expected from ryu tbh shes a bold drunk but fem ryu is even bolder
Discord Kitten: @Evil Ed Sheeran @ F Goth Im taking her home we've been here and hour and she already gone....
F Goth: Yours or mine???
Discord Kitten: Which ever is closest to walk to??? Ill come back for you two if you need driving :)
Evil Ed Sheeran: Nahhh its cool we'll be fine
Evil Ed Sheeran: Thanks anyway dude
Discord Kitten: Np see you soon tho!
F Goth: cya weretiger, look after her for me x
Discord Kitten: Will do dw :))