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The exams had ended and someone had woke bakugou up after he destroyed the ultimate zero pointer in one attack "shit I'm dehydrated, that shitty attack is gon cause me a stroke" he mutters standing up from the street to find a few students and recovery girl surrounding him "what are you extras looking at"
"Man you destroyed a robot bigger than the zero pointer, you are way to manly" a red hair boy states grinning ear to ear
"I advise you to not use that attack if possible, you extract all your sweat causing your body to not be able to cool down, you got a heatstroke but fortunately you recovered the sweat fast enough to cool down" recovery girl informs
"noted" he grunts as he leaves ua ignoring everyone trying to gain his attention around him. He didn't feel good after unleashing that attack
Once he reaches his home his older self starts speaking 'your parents are more absent than mine something we don't have in common, they are shitty parents last time they came home was months ago, fucking bastards'
"you've been quiet this whole time only to make me feel more alone than I do when you talk" he dryly comments
'hahaha yeah pretty much didn't mean to do that though, if it helps you got me mini'
'........'
'come on let's play chess in your conscious how about it?'
'you will just read my mind again you bloody cheater'
'it's a skill don't hate me'
Katsuki just zones out his older version and watches TV that has nothing interesting on that is until he puts on the news talking about a segment he finds interesting
"the vigilante escapes hero capture again, with her reputation and possibly job already on the line mt lady has made another blunder. this time failing to capture the vigilante parading around mustufu as Spider-Man the number 4 hero in America. We are certain the person is a poser as it's clear to tell that the vigilante is female and not male like the American pro hero"
'interesting this is the first time hearing about such a vigilante, they might be strong seeing how there not discreet in any way and continously aviod pro heroes'
'your opinions are pointless the shitty heroes she's dodging are probably all fodder like this bitch mt lady'
'she'd probably avoid and beat your ass' the older says with a scoff, the younger stays quiet 'oh no mini me don't fucking do it'
"stop fucking reading my mind you son of bitch" he heads inside his father and mothers design room he is prohibited from entering by his hag looking for clothing he can use for a make shift costume
'you really risking your future just to fight a vigilante?'
'I won't be caught, stop acting like my father I don't need one' he says exiting his house at 9 pm with a black ninja outfit with multiple weapons hidden all over his person and a detachable metal bo staff on his hip
'do you even know where to find her?'
'read my mind if you want to know so badly tch I'm sure you're probably doing that you bastard'
'I won't read your mind, I have been teasing you too much I'll lay off, sorry for ruining your mood like that'
'I don't know what you are talking about' he jumps from building to building akin to a real ninja 'she operates around here in north mustufu around this time'
'she must be a civilian here or she's just throwing police and interested party from her real location'
'must likely the letter the shitty police haven't got a lead here up north'
"how are you~" a jovial voice catches bakugou attention causing him to freeze and look at it only to come face to face with his target
"hello friend are you a ninja?, cause I have never seen one" the spider woman asks sounding excited, her Japanese had a lilttle accent bakugou almost didn't catch
"I'm here for you" bakugou deepens his voice as much as possible
"OH MY GAWDD A NINJA ASSASSIN IS TRYNA TAKE ME OUT!?" she shouts in joy causing bakugou to consider attacking her
'mini I don't think she's normal, what have you gotten yourself into?'
'I'm already here, I'll defeat her'
'stubborn little shit' the older bakugou shakes his head watching his younger self throw multiple shurikans at spider-woman whom easily maneuvered around them as if they going in slow motion
She fires webs from her wrist that attaches to an unprepared teen and drags him towards her, reacting fast bakugou takes his bo staff and swings at her full force she blocks with her arms crossed but the attack sends her back a bit
She whistles before shaking her wrist "jeez man that really hurt me, guess you never heard of the phrase go easy against a girl" feeling annoyed by her constant talking he swings his staff again but she easily dodges this time
He continues swinging but all his attempts are dodged effortlessly she starts chuckling when he grunts out in frustration "guess you can't land anything with your plane looking staff" she mocks
"what?, that was shit"
"I thought it was pretty good, you just don't have a sense of humor mister grinch"
He just starts wondering when she'll get serious. Before he can react his hands get webbed together with his staff 'this bitch' he tries breaking the webbing finding it way to difficult
'WATCH OUT' his older self screams "wha-" he isn't able to finish as a punch lands on his jaw rattling his whole existence
The fight just like that ends as the spider vigilante wrapped him in a web cacon "well that was easy, I guess I should call the cops"
'welp you are cooked, I knew you were going to end up like that'
'tch yeah that fucking information is useful right now thank you very much you useless bastard'
'not my fault that you are still a impulsive brat, you really started a fight against someone with Spider-Mans quirk without using yours. You deserve this'
"tch, hey let me fucking go" he demands the spider woman who dangled carelessly on the building "nah don't feel like it, petty boring waiting for cops wanna talk?"
He remains quiet staring at her with pure rage
"guess that's a no, who sent you?"
"me now let me fucking go" he hated being defeated but he'd gravel to this woman if it meant the cops won't find him and fuck up his record. As he thought about begging a plan suddenly formed in his head
"you really think I would believe that?" she puts her hands on her hips while titling her head
"don't have to, you're about to stain your reputation even more"
"what is that supposed to mean"
"that you attacked and imprisoned someone with no criminal record, I literally won't get charged you Idoit"
"wait wait wait wait......YOU ATTACKED ME!"
"no evidence, I'm just a cosplayer who got attacked by the evil spider-woman vigilante"
"you're a cosplayer with real weapons" she says dryly "not illegal" he adds also with a dry tone
"......."
He laughs seeing how outplayed she looked 'losing might not be so bad' he thinks as he releases small unnoticeable explosions behind his back a she looks deep in thought
'these types of organizations are not sloppy he might actually not get sentenced cause i got nothing concrete on him, let's just see his face anyways maybe he is bluffing?' she reaches him and goes for the mask but unexpectedly he bites her through his mask causing her to grab her hand "not cool man" her surprises don't end there as her prisoner somehow released his hands and used them to lift himself and jump down the building
She hears loud popping sounds and quickly looks down the building to find the ninja fully free and running away "this guy" she sighs as she swings after him in the dark alleyways but he was already out the alleyway and now into a bustling district of the north
She runs into the crowded district only to see the ninjas discarded sleeve laying on the ground she quickly scans the crowd for any suspicious activities but nothing stands out causing her to sigh again and pick up the sleeve she mumbles "touché ninja, I will get you next time"