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9:32 AM
Dearest Father Brimstone
@Everyone The new recruit is being added
Most of you have already met them
Behave yourselves
Geico
Waow
Thats craz
Didn’t Iso join like yesterday
Nano
Didn’t YOU join yesterday????
Time flies when. Yeah
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Damn
Geico
#INSPIRATIONAL
bomx4
What if I dont behave myself 🤔🤔
Nano
Skies Will Be Opened
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ohur naur
GO GO GO
Lol why do you speak like phoenix
bros taking over your mind like a symbiote
bomx4
LMAOO FUCK ME
Geico
Yo this reminds me of the time where my pal in hs freshman year wrote so much Ben Shapiro dialogue that he started speaking like the guy
bomx4
💀💀 NAH
GO GO GO
Isn’t that just Yoru
bomx4
FUKJ
STOPPPPP
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I see it
Oh m ygod
Ben shapiro ghijng “whose next” is goingnto me chasibg m in my drems
Geico
Iso r u ok 😭
GO GO GO
Dw hes just shaking in fear at the thought of yoru shapiro
Brb
Stfu
all of you
GO GO GO
What
Are you going to talk about me on your alpha male podcast
bomx4
Them damn lesbians 🤬🤬
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Taking all my game 🤬🤬🤬🤬
bomx4
HI RAZE 💀💀💀
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HEYYY
I WAS WORKING ON SMTH BUT GOT LAZY 💥
GO GO GO
#Procrastination
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Shhhh
Its just a mental health break 🙂↕️
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This is the last place i’d go to for mental health 😭😭
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WELL YEAH BUT
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE 🗣️🗣️🔥💥💥💯‼️‼️
GO GO GO
Awwww
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EXCEPT Killjoy!!!
GO GO GO
Whag
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BECAUSE SHES MY GIRLFRIEND 🗣️🗣️‼️💯💥💯💥💥🔥💯🔥💥💯
GO GO GO
Oh!
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Oh! 🤯
Nano
Omgggg ily Razw 💛💛💛
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ILYT 🧡🧡🧡🧡‼️💥💥‼️🗣️‼️💯💯
Brb
Can they ban pda in the groupchat
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What r u jelly
Brb
🖕🖕
bomx4
U took all his game bro…
Brb
Fuck off im gay and raze is a lesbian this joke doesnt even work
Geico
Erm actually 🤓☝️ our target rizz demographics are not compatible perchance 🤓☝️so your derogatory joke is invalid 🤓☝️
Brb
SHITTHE FUCK UP
Nano
:;,87?;{,78 YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE 😭😭😭
Geico
Nu uh!!!!
Nano
Alright then 🫡
GO GO GO
Target rizz demographic is a crazy way to describe it
But
Weirdly efficient way to phrase it????
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Can we not just say “the groups of people we are attracted to”
.
Ok that is a mouthful compared to target rizz demographic
bomx4
😭😭 Raze rizz party
GO GO GO
Omfg she sends me so much tiktok rizz party vids
bomx4
LMAOOOO SHE SENDS YOU THOSE TO YOU TOO
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I think everyone deserves to witness the beauty that is Tiktok Rizz Party
Roaster
Cute date idea: we stay up at 13 AM to analyze tiktok rizz party lore together
GO GO GO
Hi Phoenix
What the hell do you mean by 13 AM
Roaster
Like
1 AM
GO GO GO
Why is the AM there if youre using 24h time
Roaster
Cause
uhhhhhhhh
this time i want u u u u like its magnetic u u u u u u u super ikkeullim
bomx4
You missed a u dumbass
Roaster
Wow I didn’t know we had the kpolice in here⁉️⁉️ mb
bomx4
Yeah ur bad smh
Roaster
☹️ DAMN UR NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE M8
GO GO GO
👎👎👎
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👎👎👎👎 booooo
Roaster
Being double teamed on rn,,,
Nano
What happened to the new recruit being added how has the convo come to this
@Dearest Father Brimstone
Geico
@Dearest Father Brimstone
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@Dearest Father Brimstone
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@Dearest Father Brimstone
Roaster
@Daddy Brimstone
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🙂↔️☝️
Geico
?! It’s DEAREST FATHER Brimstone… 😞
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🙂↕️🙌
Roaster
I love it when daddy brim fills me to the brim with Joy
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😦🤚⛔️
Brb
What the fuck Phoenix
Roaster
Hi Yoru
Brb
Good night
bomx4
At 10 AM 💀
Roaster
Aw rats
bomx4
Ratataouliile.e….
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🧑🍳🐀💥
Geico
DID YOU EXPLODE RATATOUILLE?????
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💥🔥☄️💯‼️‼️
Geico
NOOO NOT THE METERO 😭😭
Roaster
Metero shut yo hoe ass up and make some BEATS METERO‼️‼️‼️
bomx4
The dinosaurs:
Geico
ALSO HIS NAME IS REMY
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METRO BOOMINGS NAME IS REMY????!?!?!?! 🤯🤯
GO GO GO
Typing actual words again out of ratatouille shock 💀
Geico
NOT METROS
RATATOUILLES
Roaster
Remy boomin make it boom
bomx4
Yeah i bet hes booming after Raze EXPLODED HIM 💀
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@Dearest Father Brimstone Please add the new recruit already insanity is brewing
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I have a theory
Tiktok rizz party
Remy ratatouille
Tiktok ratatouille party
Nano
Remy rizz…?
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REMY RIZZZZZ 🗣️🗣️🔥💥💯💯‼️‼️
Geico
Yeah i bet hes booming after Raze EXPLODED HIM ☹️☹️
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LOL
Roaster
Bro if rat lad was killed by a meteor and so were the dinosaurs does this mean the ratatotuile is from dinosaur era and therefore tiktkok rizz party is Dinosaurs
Brb
Phoenix
Can you reply to my texts instead of doing this shit
Roaster
MY BAD BRO IM TRYNA BE THE NEXT MATTHEW PATHTEW GAME THEOHR
GO GO GO
Getting ghosted for tiktok remy party dinosaur theory lmao
bomx4
Common yoru L
Brb
Fuck off
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Wait but u were cooking with that theory Phoenix
Roaster
SEE RAZE GETS IT 🔥🔥🔥
GO GO GO
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DAMN ☹️☹️ This dumbass fixed your phone last week‼️
GO GO GO
You added a tiktok rizz party function 😭
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Im sorry a what
GO GO GO
Everytime I type rizz the tiktok rizz party vid shows up at the top of my screen
I see the video in my nightmares
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Oh wow
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Isnt technology just beautiful
GO GO GO
How do I turn it off please kj wont help me because shes your Loyal Girlfriend and god forbid I go to CYPHER for tech support
Nano
Lol
ggggive me a corpse
Hey :(
GO GO GO
Wtf so now you decide to speak
ggggive me a corpse
I’ll gladly help you get rid of the tiktok rizz phone feature :(
Nano
Erm
February 21st 2040
ggggive me a corpse
Nevermind!
GO GO GO
What happened on February 21st 2040??????
ggggive me a corpse
Nothing do not worry about it
GO GO GO
Don’t even care about the tiktok rizz party phone virus now im just worrying
Roaster
Yo is this virus contagious cause I kinda want it too
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I can give u it for 4 dabloons 🔥🔥
Roaster
YOOOOO BET
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@Dearest Father Brimstone Please
bomx4
Did Brim die or smth why is he taking like a century to clcik 2 buttons
Geico
Lil bro did NOT prepare for hellfire…
bomx4
Get your fat old ass UP we’re running out of topics 😭‼️‼️
GO GO GO
Have we considered being productive
bomx4
🙂↔️
Unless you wanna race rn
GO GO GO
Hmmmmm
Give me like an hour I still haven’t hauled my ass out of bed
bomx4
Hail yea
Nano
@Geico
Can wr get an update on the Ben Shapiro wattpad fic situation
Geico
OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOR
Dearest Father Brimstone has added Clove to the group chat
Clove
The WHAT
Geico
WHAT TYEUFJCK
bomx4
????????? BRIM
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I
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Nano
BRIM WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES
Clove do you know the ben shapiro fic lore
Clove
No what the flip
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@Geico Introduce our new friend to Ben Shapiro Fic!!!!!!!!!!
Geico
Do I have to …..
Clove
Yes
I will feel very left out if you dont
♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
GO GO GO
💀💀
Geico
So like
It was middleschool and me and my friends made a really long ben shapiro x reader fanfic on wattpad and Im still trying to remember what the hell the name was cause I lost all contacts with those frienfs
Well besides some guy named Lance
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The guy from Pokemon⁉️⁉️⁉️
Geico
THAT WAS MY FIRST REACTION TO HIS NAME BRO
Roaster
Can you not hit up Lance for the link…
Geico
Well
Maybe
But idk if he even remembers my ass I just rememeber glazing ORAS with him 😞
bomx4
What
Not hgss?
Geico
No actually johto wasnt one of his faves 💔💔💔
bomx4
Named Lance and not a Lance Glazer…. crazy
Clove
Lance is kinda mid
Roaster
NAH BRO DING DONG YOUR OPINION IS WRONG LANCE IS GOATED
I EDGE TO HIS HGSS BATTLE THEME
Clove
PARDON
Roaster
NOT PARDONED UR OPINION SUCKSSS
bomx4
Oh god Lance Glazer 55000 is here
Your fcukass full restore spammer birdkeeper dragonite dickrider capeboy 💀💀
Roaster
I will gladly dickride my goat Lance
Clove
Your goat is mogged on by Red…
Roaster
Ok⁉️ Everyones mogged by Red this rebuttal sucks harder than your pokemon takes
GO GO GO
Their only Pokemon take so far has been “Lance mid” and its got you furrowing eyebrows at the screen 💀💀
Geico
You could say he’s getting
Heated
GO GO GO
.
Geico
Yeah fair
Clove
Smh
Johto mid
bomx4
Alright youve lost me
Hating Phoenix’s favs is fun but Johto is goated
Clove
Rats
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Rats…?
[ratatouille.mp3]
Geico
8%/!:)!]%^!.?
Roaster
Wait bro Jett I thought your fav was Hoenn
bomx4
Well yeah
But ss was my first game so
Still one of my favs
Roaster
MEGABASED
My first was fire red on my mums dying gba bro 💀
Brb
Of course it was
Roaster
HEY
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
YOURS WAS PLATINUM U EDGELORD
bomx4
Hop off plat⁉️ Literally peak⁉️⁉️
Geico
- masochists
Roaster
FR
Brb
Jett you finally say something I can agree on after multiple years
Bomb
Waow…
This truly was our Pokey Mans
bomx4
- Brimstone, probably
Nano
Well yeah he played red as his first pokemon game 😭😭?-&$/$&
Roaster
BRO IS ANCIENT???
Geico
@Dearest Father Brimstone WHO WAS YOUR STARTER
Dearest Father Brimstone
Squirtle
bomx4
Omg i love squirtle
Geico
Of course you do
bomx4
?? TF DOES THAT MEAN GEKKO
Geico
BULBASAUR >>>>
Clove
Bulbasaurs such an easy way out I chose it on my leaf green playthrough and cheesed everything with sleep powder
Geico
Wtf my sleep powders never hit
75% more like 0%
Nano
Skill issue mine hit all the time and I think I made Blue suicidal
Dearest Father Brimstone
See kids
This is why Squirtle solos
bomx4
Brim is on my side I win
Geico
Nuh uh
Nano
Can we stop fighting and team up against the true evil
Charizard glazers...
Geico
UR RIGHT
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HEY.
KILLJOY
Nano
Sorry I’m speaking my truth here
Charizard is just some orange dragon thing whats so special about it
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BLASTOISE IS JUST A TURTLE
Nano
A TURTLE WITH CANONS!!!!!!!
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😡😡😡😡😡
GO GO GO
Breakup arc over gen 1 starters is crazy
Geico
This convo sounds like something that would happen between red and blue
Yk with Red communicating through sign language
bomx4
You and your weird gay pokemon people
Geico
??? HEY
GO GO GO
Who wants to be the Blue to my Red
bomx4
Hey,…
GO GO GO
Not you
bomx4
WGAHT
GO GO GO
Joking
lol
bomx4
Smh my head
Nano
Smh my head my head????
bomx4
👍
12:43 PM
Roaster
WHY R YOU GUYS HATING ON CHARIZARD MY GOAT
GO GO GO
??? You’re a bit late bud
Roaster
Man I was training
bomx4
Your goat is the worst starter in its og region
Roaster
FUCK OFF ACTIALLY
Brb
Your goats a bitch
Roaster
You fake ass Charizard fan you told me you only started caring about it after finding out about its Mega X
bomx4
Capitalizing the names the glaze is real 😭😭
Brb
Normal charizard is so fucking lame
Roaster
FAKE BITCH
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Phoenix bro we have to blow up all these Charizard doubters
I do the firing you do the flaming!!!!!
Roaster
🗣️💥🔥‼️‼️💯
bomx4
Boooooooo 👎👎👎
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🤬🤬💥
2:32 PM
Geico
Hey guys NO MORE SWEARING or else you will be FINED 4000 bajillion dolars!
GO GO GO
Frick
Geico
Thin fucking ice
Oh no
GO GO GO
That’ll be 4000 bajillion dolars
Geico
Rats
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Rats…?
[ratatouille.mp3]
GO GO GO
Raze youve made this joke already 😭😭😭
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ITS FUNNY TO ME OK!!!!!
bomx4
U go girl
2:54 PM
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FCUK
I WAS TALKING TO CHAMBER AND I SAID RATS AND MY PHONE PLAYED THE R4ATATORULIEL MUSIC IS THIS RACIAL PROFILING
Roaster
That is not racial profiling im sorry to tell you m8
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Wait n o wrong word english flop
STEREOTYPING
Nano
Ratatotuile!💥🤯!!
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Ratatotuile!💥🤯!!
Geico
Mamma mia
GO GO GO
??? GEKKO THATS ITALIAN
Geico
OH. YEA
Dude one time I was tired ss hell and called Breach italian by accident
bomx4
LMAOOOO ITALIAN BREACH BE LIKE “Offa your feeta!”
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LETSA GO
@Bweachy Weachy WHATS POPPIN MY FAVORITE ITALIAN
Bweachy Weachy
Your WHAT
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🇮🇹🍝🍕🍕💥
Bweachy Weachy
Gekko im SWEDISH
Geico
I KNOWWWW
MY BRAIN WASNT WORKING OK
Nano
Wow I love Sweden! 🇩🇰
Bweachy Weachy
WHY THE FUCK AM I FROM DENMARK????
Nano
Sorry meant 🇳🇴
Bweachy Weachy
@dead
dead
???? Never ping me for these things again
Bweachy Weachy
🦧
bomx4
Dont u mean 🇮🇸
Roaster
Breach boutta breach containment with this one
Nano
No I think you mean 🇫🇴
Geico
Wait what is tuat one fr
Roaster
Faroe Islands
Geico
??? Why do you of all people know
Roaster
HEY WHAT DOES GHIS MEAN
Brb
Geoguessr 💀
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Guys ive found it
🇩🇰!!!!
Bweachy Weachy
WHY THE FUCK
AM I
FROM DENMARK(&4&?&5(
GO GO GO
I mean Swedish is an official language there so thats the closest yet 💀
Geico
HONORABLE MENTIONS: Denmark and Norway
Why did my phone suggest Denmark and China why China da bus driver
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早上好中国
Bweachy Weachy
THIS IS THE SWEDISH FLAG YOU IDIOTS 🇸🇪
Nano
Omg I love Ikea!!!!!
bomx4
HELP THIS IS LIKE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “I love kpop!” TOME
GO GO GO
💀💀💀 Mixing up Scandinavian countries like people do with East Asian countries was not on my anytime-soon bingo list
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Does that list actually exist
GO GO GO
No I made it tf up just now
Bweachy Weachy
DO YOU KNOWHOW MUCH TIMES IVE BEEN CALLED A SWISS
Roaster
BRO WHEN I WAS A TEEN ID ALWAYS MIX SWITZERLAND AND SWEDEN UP I THINK I LOST MARKS IN A TEST BECAUSE OF IT
Geico
Man I love swiss cheese
Skye
Welcome back to How Have We as a Society Come To This?
Brb
Hi Skye
Skye
Hi Yoru
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HI RAZE 👋💥🔥🔥
Skye
Hi Raze!
Geico
Skye hel
P
Skye
With what
Geico
Its Leg day
Skye
Young man.
Geico
AUGUIGHIRUG9UJIUuuijfgouddijJkfjefiovnj^*,$89$;}3
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NOOOO HES DEAD
😞😞
Skye
Yeah because hes skipping leg day
Unacceptable
Speaking of SKIPPERS
@Bweachy Weachy Mate if I don’t see you in the gym hitting legs in 5 minutes
Bweachy Weachy
Do NOT @ me on leg day I will NOT be replying
Skye
BOY
Bweachy Weachy
OK FUCK GIVE ME A SECOND
IM LITERALL7 TAKING A FAT ONE
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Shit?????
Bweachy Weachy
YEA
Skye
Alright TMI
4:32 PM
Bweachy Weachy
MAN DOWN
MAN DOWN
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