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Chapter 2: Journal Entry #1. Kill Me Now

Summary:

Johnny begins a journal about his odd new features.

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Journal Entry #1:

 

I’ve never journaled before, and I’ve never planned to. But after what has been happening to me for the last month, I think it’s about time I start.

 

So, if you don’t know, which you don’t cause this is a book that nobody’s gonna read, I got bit by a spider a month ago. 4 weeks. On the dot. I have NOT been okay since then. The weird bump on my wrist turned into a weird looking slit, but not in the cut way, in the “THERE IS A POCKET IN MY SKIN” way. And, apparently, it spread to the other wrist. So, now I have 2 wrist pockets that I have no idea the purpose of.

 

Another thing I have noticed in the past month, is the increased amount of times I have stuck to things that I did not wanna stick to. I’m going to go through them in order. Or atleast, the most memorable ones since it’s happened so much.

 

  1. I was brushing my teeth, and wouldn’t you know it, my toothbrush won’t come out of my hand.
  2. My pillow wouldn’t come off of my hand one morning
  3. Tried to hop a fence and instead bashed my head against the fence after my hand stuck to it
  4. My hand got stuck in my own hair, almost ripping it out
  5. Got spooked and stuck to a wall
  6. Tried to throw something at Pony, had to play it off like I was just joking instead

 

So, for some reason I’m very sticky lately. What a sticky situation, right?

 

I hate this.

Notes:

Hey Outsiders fans. Been a while, hasn’t it?