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Stina has joined the chat
Stina: what is this...?
Keefe: oh boy. you're here.
Stina: thanks for that
Linh: HI STINA :DDD
Marella: ayy you're here too? surprised dex invited you
Stina: tbh me too.
Keefe: AY DEX WANNA EXPLAIN WHY YOU ADDED STINA IN THE CHAT?
read by Dex at 3:36pm
Keefe: omg he left me on read
Tam: I'm not suripsed.
Keefe: did you just log on to tell me that?
read by Tam at 3:37pm
Tam left the chat
Keefe: wow.
Stina: ha.
Linh: that's tam for you. he can be so sweet at time but also so dry and...
Keefe: annoying?
Marella: evil?
Stina: rude and generally the opposite of everything good and well in the world?
Linh: ..yeah.
Tam: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
Tam: ur are so mean
Stina: as if you arent
Tam: yeah but its in my character
Marella: what the hell does that mean?
Stina: didn't you hear him? its in his character which honestly is a valid reason
Marella: no?? no its not??? it doesn't make any sense???
Tam: i need more friends.
Keefe: we're your friends???? :DD
Tam: only recently.
Keefe: eh.
Tam left the chat
Marella: Anyways, back to the topic of Dex adding stina then leaving keefe on read when he asked about it?
Keefe: oh yeah
Keefe: DEX!!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!
Marella: DEX
Marella: DEX
Keefe: DEX
Marella: OUR TECHNY MAN
Keefe: he ain't a man >:( i am!!
Dex: uh YEAH IM A MAN
Marella: LOOK HE'S ALIVE!
Keefe: NO WAY
Dex: ..? course I'm alive
Keefe: true cuz you lEFT ME ON READ DISHIP
Dex: no i didn't!!
Keefe: *eyebrow raise*
Stina: did you just type eyebrow raise
Marella: honestly i don't care anymore.
Keefe: did you care before??
Marella: no, actually. huh
Dex: lmao
Stina: seriously why am I here though? what did you do to my imparter Dex?
Dex: I made a group chat, humans have them on their versions of imparters. I thought it would be a easy way to contact
Sophie: You guys literally say 'show me' then say their name and it pops up.
Dex: still
Dex: sometimes I look fugly and I don’t want other people seeing
Dex: and I don’t mean that in a sad way I mean genuinely when I haven’t left my house in more than 3 days and I physically stink
Stina: ew tf
Dex: oh and to answer your question about why stinas here is so when you people spam the chat you spam her and ik she hates that
Keefe: it took you that long for that dumb answer??
Marella: nah but I lwk understand
Dex changed ‘Keefe’ to ‘lord of actually pieces of shit’
Dex: f u keefe
lord of actually pieces of shit: you’d wish you gay man
Sophie: holy fuc I’m crine
Stina: what’s crine mean
Sophie: it’s like “I’m crying” but at something funny
Sophie: humans be saying ts now
Sophie: duudes omg I was able to get a human phone and I got access to the internet
Sophie: it’s so funny
Dex: OHH I’ve heard of the internet what’s on it
Sophie: funny videos and fanfiction
Marella: what’s the second one
Sophie: it’s peak I missed ao3 so much ugh
Sophie: “the lost cities will be perfect” they/Fitz said
Sophie: the lost cities don’t have mauraders or kpop fics
Stina: wait I love the mauraders
Sophie: WIAT THEYBAHVE THEM HERE
Sophie: NAUR WAYY
Stina: yes bro I’m surprised you know when
Sophie: YOURE AURPISED MF???
Stina: that’s fair tbh i just read Harry potter and secret stuff
Stina: I need to shovel horse shit now
Stina left the chat
Dex: damn no goodbye or thank you for adding her??
Marella: see soph Stina can be cool
Sophie: I see the appeal tbh
Sophie left the chat
lord of actual pieces of shit changed their name to “hunky hair”
Hunkyhair: better
dex: yo wait how’d you do that
hunkyhair: took forever and but it’s cuz I’m pretty ;)
Marella: man you’re annoying no wonder tam doesn’t like you
Dex: tam doesn’t like him cuz keefe lwk called him names when we first met him cuz he intimidated by him because tams significantly cooler and better than him and he also thought tam liked Sophie
Marella: oh holy sh you pissed him off Keefe I’m dead
Dex: he did
Tam: holy call out
Tam: all facts tho emphasis on the Sophie one istg
Hunkyhair: okay I’m done all of you are bullies :(
Hunkyhar left the chat
Marella: damn Dex you ate tho