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22:14
Thomas: Hey anyone on???
Captain: Yeah
Robin: What is it Byronhater101
Thomas: Idk just kinda lonely :/
Pat: Revise. The books are your friends.
Thomas: I can't be bothered!!!
Robin: beep boop you will fail your exams
Thomas: I'm not failing english thank you actually revised that!!!! I'D DIE IF IT'S LORD BYRON
Julian: Haha love and relationships loser
Captain: Speaking of relationships... (I must say power and conflict is my life but back to my conversation)
Alison: TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Mary: UPDATES!???!!!
Captain: Well actually I told my parents about Anthony
Kitty: YESSSSSSSSSS YASSSSSS
Alison: What did they say!!!!
Captain: Well they're fine with us :))
Julian: How did they not know.
Robin: Literally. U been mwa mwa mwa for like 3 month now???
Thomas: Ahhhg romance! If only...
Captain: Yes, suprised they were unaware. Anthony was most surprised considering the close calls
Mary: You were in a talking stage for a year. There was a whole will they won't they thing going on i was invested!!!
Old shrew: Congratulations!
Kitty: I was invested too.
Alison: Mary was very interested in the school gossip chats looking for any updates turns out no one knew because they already thought you were dating :')
Captain: Oh.
Thomas: Any romance gossip about me????
Mary: You're joking.
Thomas: No...
Mary: ...
Old shrew: Get your minds out of the romance sphere and get back to revision!
Mary: ... The romance sphere...
Alison: The FUCKING ROMANCE SPHERE?????!
Kitty: What...?
Pat: God this group chat spiralled
Alison: What tf is a romance sphere????
Old shrew: Am I a victim of bullying?
Robin: Yeah
Mary: For the romance sphere it's deserved
Julian: I can't with the english paper stupid as fuck :/
Captain: Are you a christmas carol english?
Julian: Yeah :/
Captain: Can't help you there jekyll and Hyde was better
Julian: The christmas carol is a literary masterpiece and inspired the greatest movie of all time actually..
Kitty: love actually?
Julian: No the muppets christmas carol
Pat: Oh my god... You've only watched the film.
Mary: May the gods watch over you ill pray for your passing grade
Julian: Urgh i actually read the book???
Robin: we burnt it in a bin in my garden.
Julian: Shut up Robin!!!!
Robin : No >:P
Julian: Urghhhhhhh fine does anyone have flashcards i can borrow.
Pat: I do.
Thomas: We're glossing over the fact Julian said the best film is the muppets christmas carol...
Mary: Let him be right about something for once
Julian: I'm offended.
13:48
Julian: I'm doomed.
Old shrew: Oh what have you done now
Julian: I'm just like the girl who wrote about the grinch!!!!
Alison: You are fine.
Thomas: I hate to say this (may throw up) but you are actually competent Julian.
Julian: Gonna report you for that this is harassment official bullying. Old shrew I know how you feel.
Old shrew: You have never been me you have no clue.
Julian: Urghhhhhhh fine Thomas I know... Hang on I actually get girlfriends soo :/
Thomas: ... Bitch.
Robin: bahahahaha :')
Thomas: You gonna apologise bitch???
Julian: Why it's true??
Thomas: Bitch.
Alison: God he's been listening to gangsta rap again...
Captain: Go back to the Smiths please
Mary: we can handle you being a depressed loner but not the Nike tech tracksuits please.
Thomas: I don't even own one??
Mary: Sure.
"Thomas" uploaded a photo
Thomas: look at my wardrobe!!!
Mary: Quite fashionable actuallys
Kitty: Pinterest worthy... Im in awe.
Thomas: See. I am not depressed or tracksuity. Well as depressed/ tracksuity as you might think. I have colours.
Julian: You also have a my chemical romance t shirt next to your taylor swift cardigan and Robert smith funko pop.
Alison: SO YOU ARE AN EMO!!!!!!
Thomas: My secret identity noooooooooo
Julian: Your own fault really :/
Mary: Hang on how did you know that's Robert smith??
Julian: Oh fuck.