kaden_has_no_brain



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    “This isn’t my life!” Buck exclaims. “This is not how it’s supposed to be. Abby is supposed to be gone. She’s supposed to have left. As in, left Los Angeles, not left me to marry Bobby. Bobby’s supposed to marry Athena.”

    “Cap and Athena? But she’s—”

    “Married. Yeah,” Buck huffs. “Like I said, that doesn’t work out.”

    “Because Real Michael is gay?” Eddie asks skeptically.

    “Real Michael is gay,” Buck confirms.

    OR: After his break up with Tommy, Buck falls asleep on Eddie’s couch and wakes up in a world where Bobby is married to Abby, Hen and Karen are divorced, Athena and Michael are faking a happy marriage, Chim has a daughter that is not Buck's niece, and—just to really, personally fuck with him—Eddie and Maddie are engaged to be married.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    “Don’t say it like that!”

    “Like what?”

    “Like we’re best friends.”

    “We are best friends, Buck,” Eddie huffs. There’s a little edge in his voice, like that’s a threat.

    “Eddie, you ruined my life.”

    Buck and Eddie handle Eddie's move to Texas as well as can be expected. That is to say, really fucking badly.

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    “He’s not my boyfriend! He’s Eddie! He’s a renter, and he’s straight,” Buck said proudly, as if that clarified anything.

    The reporter hesitated. “So he was there because...?”

    “He’s a paramedic,” Buck said, nodding solemnly. “Well, he used to be my firefighter partner, and now he’s someone else’s paramedic partner, which is fine, I guess. I miss him, though. He’s… he’s kind of my favorite person.”

    The reporter blinked, caught somewhere between touched and deeply uncomfortable. “Well, it’s a good thing he was there!”

    Buck brightened, grinning wide and loopy. “Yeah, isn’t he the best? Man, I love him. And not just in a straight renter way. In a bisexual homeowner way. I just bought a house, you know!”

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    Breaking News: Local firefighter survives home invasion, confesses feelings for his partner on painkillers, and it's aired on the news. Sources confirm: it’s very gay.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    “Eddie? What’s wrong? There’s no way I missed something, look, we went over everything thrice—”

    Oh, god, Buck has retrieved his clipboard from wherever in Eddie’s house he’d stashed it last time. He’s waving it around as he speaks.

    “Information about my spouse,” Eddie says blankly.

    Buck looks confused. He flips through the pages on his clipboard. “No, look, we definitely-”

    “Not Shannon,” Eddie interrupts. “My current spouse.”

    Buck, understandably, looks even more confused. Then he seems to actually comprehend what Eddie is saying, and he shoots him a devastated look. “You’re- you’re married? When? To whom?”

    “I… I didn’t know I was married. I don’t. I don’t think I am? But they seem to think I am. And they think…” Eddie pauses. Wets his lips. “I think… I think they think I’m married to you.”

    Buck and Eddie get married the night of Chimney's bachelor party. Buck and Eddie do not know they got married the night of Chimney's birthday party. At least, they don't until months later, when Chris' new school asks Eddie for documentation of his spouse: one Mr. Buck Diaz.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    "I'm Buck."

    "Buck," Eddie tests the name out. Buck. He likes that name. It sounds good, warm and safe and comfortingly familiar on his tongue. "You're my husband."

    Buck's eyes widen, obviously surprised that Eddie remembered that. See, look? He's recovering remarkably quickly. He'll have his full memory back in no time.

    "Your husband," Buck repeats and Chris, for some reason, starts giggling.

    "My husband," Eddie agrees happily.

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    Eddie suffers temporary amnesia after an injury at work and makes some assumptions about the nature of his and Buck's relationship.

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